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I just read Timmaghs life story on his webpage. It's boring, but includes lots of death.
See, this guy is a jinx. Four of his mates have mysteriously died of 'natural causes' (or so he says).
EXHIBIT A: Timmaghs testimony:
My friend Brain Greenway died from a heart attack.
My friend Alan Powell died from a heart attack, due to auto-erotic asphixation.
My friend Rachel Sugden died in a car crash.
My friend John Pugh died of cancer.
EXHIBIT B: My opinion!
Timmagh is a jinx, killing friends with a stare of his eye. He is efficient and deadly: a winning combination
CONCLUSION: John Pugh is a funny name, because it sounds like John Poo.
See, this guy is a jinx. Four of his mates have mysteriously died of 'natural causes' (or so he says).
EXHIBIT A: Timmaghs testimony:
My friend Brain Greenway died from a heart attack.
My friend Alan Powell died from a heart attack, due to auto-erotic asphixation.
My friend Rachel Sugden died in a car crash.
My friend John Pugh died of cancer.
EXHIBIT B: My opinion!
Timmagh is a jinx, killing friends with a stare of his eye. He is efficient and deadly: a winning combination
CONCLUSION: John Pugh is a funny name, because it sounds like John Poo.
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No, it's not an 'American' version of irony, it's just a different form of irony that's more often referred to as 's*** happens' or 'f***ed luck' but exists nonetheless.
Der Nazi, you haven't made a single good post since you registered here 3 days ago. It's dissapointing, sonny.
Der Nazi, you haven't made a single good post since you registered here 3 days ago. It's dissapointing, sonny.
Which is ironic in the American sense, ie that it's bad luck.
Hedfix wrote:
> *Listens*
How the f**k is that ironic?
It would only be ironic if you happened to be listening to Ironic by Alanis Moriset.
> *Listens*
How the f**k is that ironic?
It would only be ironic if you happened to be listening to Ironic by Alanis Moriset.
Tanoy wrote:
> Hedfix wrote:
> *Listens*
>
>
> How the hell was that ironic? You make a stupid post, and when
> everyone laughs at you, you spout your 'IRONAAY1!!' and 'ALTERNATIVE
> COMADAY!"323' rabbish.
Oops it went over your head again, I expect every other person in the forum got it as they know the simple conventions.
>
>
> At least when I make a rubbish post
When? When haven't you?
> Hedfix wrote:
> *Listens*
>
>
> How the hell was that ironic? You make a stupid post, and when
> everyone laughs at you, you spout your 'IRONAAY1!!' and 'ALTERNATIVE
> COMADAY!"323' rabbish.
Oops it went over your head again, I expect every other person in the forum got it as they know the simple conventions.
>
>
> At least when I make a rubbish post
When? When haven't you?
Hedfix wrote:
> *Listens*
How the hell was that ironic? You make a stupid post, and when everyone laughs at you, you spout your 'IRONAAY1!!' and 'ALTERNATIVE COMADAY!"323' rabbish.
At least when I make a rubbish post and I say it was intentional, people believe me. You know why, son?
Because I'm Biblical.
> *Listens*
How the hell was that ironic? You make a stupid post, and when everyone laughs at you, you spout your 'IRONAAY1!!' and 'ALTERNATIVE COMADAY!"323' rabbish.
At least when I make a rubbish post and I say it was intentional, people believe me. You know why, son?
Because I'm Biblical.
Tanoy wrote:
> Congratualations on posting the Most Rubbish Post in this topic.
Once again: Irony.
> Congratualations on posting the Most Rubbish Post in this topic.
Once again: Irony.
Congratualations on posting the Most Rubbish Post in this topic.
*Listens*
Haha.
Yeah, you go listen to your music, kid. lol
Yeah, you go listen to your music, kid. lol
What a waste of time.
I'm glad I have my music on.
I'm glad I have my music on.
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