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Wow, Aliens Vs Predator. How original. I could pull a better movie pitch out of my ass and it'd still smell sweeter. So I have, and you should too.
Back to the Future IV - Marty and the Doc travel so far into the future, they meet up with the Terminators in a war-ravaged earth run by metal robots. Features hilarious scenes of robots trying to get into the DeLorean but repeatedly banging their heads on the rubbish doors. A comedy.
Die Hard 4 - Bruce Willis breaks his hip and is left to slowly rot in a retirement home, when he gets on the trail of the mysterious yellow puddle in the common room. Co-starring Steven Seagal as a ninja orderly.
Alien Vs Jude Law - not so much a movie as a documentary, in which we see how long Britain's smug, impossibly annoying Caine-wannabe can survive in a glass cage with an angry xenomorph (that's had its balls cut off).
Back to the Future IV - Marty and the Doc travel so far into the future, they meet up with the Terminators in a war-ravaged earth run by metal robots. Features hilarious scenes of robots trying to get into the DeLorean but repeatedly banging their heads on the rubbish doors. A comedy.
Die Hard 4 - Bruce Willis breaks his hip and is left to slowly rot in a retirement home, when he gets on the trail of the mysterious yellow puddle in the common room. Co-starring Steven Seagal as a ninja orderly.
Alien Vs Jude Law - not so much a movie as a documentary, in which we see how long Britain's smug, impossibly annoying Caine-wannabe can survive in a glass cage with an angry xenomorph (that's had its balls cut off).
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Home A-Clone
Desperate to regain his popularity (and his money, don't forget the money) from the early 90's Macauley Culkin clones himself as a young boy, then leaves him in a house, alone, waiting for the burglars to return. Armed with pots of paint, hilarity ensues.
Homo Loan
After making all of his money back with Home A-Clone, Macauley Culkin lends all of his money to a gay man.
Desperate to regain his popularity (and his money, don't forget the money) from the early 90's Macauley Culkin clones himself as a young boy, then leaves him in a house, alone, waiting for the burglars to return. Armed with pots of paint, hilarity ensues.
Homo Loan
After making all of his money back with Home A-Clone, Macauley Culkin lends all of his money to a gay man.
Freddy Vs. Jason Vs. Ash Vs. Michael Myers Vs. Leather Face Vs. Pin Head Vs. the scream killer Vs. Leprachaun Vs. Chucky Vs. JAck Nichelson Vs. Alien Vs. Predator
A fantastic wrestling style beat 'em up, until the Scorpion King comes to the ring and does some stupid dance before gently pushing his elbow into Freddy's heart.
A fantastic wrestling style beat 'em up, until the Scorpion King comes to the ring and does some stupid dance before gently pushing his elbow into Freddy's heart.
Bill And Teds Old Adventure
This film features Bill and Ted returning again, but in the future, as 40 year old men, who are still teenagers at heart, so, when some dude steals their guitars, they go off on a wild and crazy adventure through space, time (again) and the supermarket, to find their lost instruments.
Featuring Death again, as the drummer whom we hear "get wicked" on his drumkit.
Yeah.
This film features Bill and Ted returning again, but in the future, as 40 year old men, who are still teenagers at heart, so, when some dude steals their guitars, they go off on a wild and crazy adventure through space, time (again) and the supermarket, to find their lost instruments.
Featuring Death again, as the drummer whom we hear "get wicked" on his drumkit.
Yeah.
Kill Bill: Fight of Hillary Clinton
This is a movie about Hillary Clinton trying to kill her husband the ex-President of the United States of America, as she has never really ever got over the affairs he had with the fat woman (Monica Luinski).
This is a movie about Hillary Clinton trying to kill her husband the ex-President of the United States of America, as she has never really ever got over the affairs he had with the fat woman (Monica Luinski).
The Great Re-Entry
Hollywood twist true stories even more than before, and after Hilts is freed from Stalag Luft 3 because teh guards can't put up with him, he is issued with a death sentence, and has to be shot on sight.
However, after leaving the camp happy as a plough, he realises, he has left his baseball inside (!!!) and he must attempt to get into teh camp, and back out, without being seen.
Yeah, I suck at this film making malarky.
Hollywood twist true stories even more than before, and after Hilts is freed from Stalag Luft 3 because teh guards can't put up with him, he is issued with a death sentence, and has to be shot on sight.
However, after leaving the camp happy as a plough, he realises, he has left his baseball inside (!!!) and he must attempt to get into teh camp, and back out, without being seen.
Yeah, I suck at this film making malarky.
I just thought that there are no movies about the way World War 2 really happened.. all it is, is a bunch of crap produced by hollywood on how America won the war from us, so i recon a movie called:
World War 2: The True Story
This movie starts of by showing the yanks crapping themselves in 1939 saying that "We don't want to get involved in another foriegn conflict" (But it was not like they was much help in WW1) sitting on their a***s doing nothing while we fight the Jerries, Heroicly in the skies & everwhere, until yanks get bombed in 1942 (at pearl harbour "where we kill off Josh Harnet & Ben Affleck"), then it shows what really happened on D-Day at Pegasus Bridge, Sword, Gold & Juno, where the British never got bogged down on the beach and caught with their trousers round their ankles, all the way to the end of the war. Also ends with the famous footage of the Russian holding the flag over the Reistag
SOUNDS GOOD! This sounds better than that hollywood stuff
World War 2: The True Story
This movie starts of by showing the yanks crapping themselves in 1939 saying that "We don't want to get involved in another foriegn conflict" (But it was not like they was much help in WW1) sitting on their a***s doing nothing while we fight the Jerries, Heroicly in the skies & everwhere, until yanks get bombed in 1942 (at pearl harbour "where we kill off Josh Harnet & Ben Affleck"), then it shows what really happened on D-Day at Pegasus Bridge, Sword, Gold & Juno, where the British never got bogged down on the beach and caught with their trousers round their ankles, all the way to the end of the war. Also ends with the famous footage of the Russian holding the flag over the Reistag
SOUNDS GOOD! This sounds better than that hollywood stuff
Whitestripes DX wrote:
> I, Robot 2
>
> [I]Also based on the best selling robot novels by Isaac Asimov; Will
> Smith teams up with Jazzy Jeff and Uncle Phil as they are hurtled
> back in time to medieval England. Here they fight with knights of the
> realm, sail in the armada against the Spainish and give Shakespeare
> his big break by rapping out one of his plays to the King. Also
> features many hilarious 'double whammy' fat jokes when Uncle Phil
> meets Henry VIII, who later proceeds to send Jeff flying out of the
> palace in a comical fashion after he beds his current wife (the ugly
> one with six fingers).
And she had three breasts as well- I think that's why Jazz liked her. =D
> I, Robot 2
>
> [I]Also based on the best selling robot novels by Isaac Asimov; Will
> Smith teams up with Jazzy Jeff and Uncle Phil as they are hurtled
> back in time to medieval England. Here they fight with knights of the
> realm, sail in the armada against the Spainish and give Shakespeare
> his big break by rapping out one of his plays to the King. Also
> features many hilarious 'double whammy' fat jokes when Uncle Phil
> meets Henry VIII, who later proceeds to send Jeff flying out of the
> palace in a comical fashion after he beds his current wife (the ugly
> one with six fingers).
And she had three breasts as well- I think that's why Jazz liked her. =D
Whitestripes DX wrote:
> I, Robot 2
>
> [I]Also based on the best selling robot novels by Isaac Asimov; Will
> Smith teams up with Jazzy Jeff and Uncle Phil as they are hurtled
> back in time to medieval England.
LOL.
> I, Robot 2
>
> [I]Also based on the best selling robot novels by Isaac Asimov; Will
> Smith teams up with Jazzy Jeff and Uncle Phil as they are hurtled
> back in time to medieval England.
LOL.
"Ernest Goes to Hell"
After years of bodging up worse than Bodger of Bodger & Badger fame, the Grim Reaper finally catches up with Ernest P. Worrel, and he is cast into the depths of hell for all eternity. Not expected to do well, as the novelty of watching a 60-odd year old man get ass-raped by the schlong of Belzebub for 90 minutes wears a tad thin. Even if he does deserve it for Ernest Saves Christmas.
After years of bodging up worse than Bodger of Bodger & Badger fame, the Grim Reaper finally catches up with Ernest P. Worrel, and he is cast into the depths of hell for all eternity. Not expected to do well, as the novelty of watching a 60-odd year old man get ass-raped by the schlong of Belzebub for 90 minutes wears a tad thin. Even if he does deserve it for Ernest Saves Christmas.
..And a Nice Cup of Tea was by far my favourite.
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