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Wow, Aliens Vs Predator. How original. I could pull a better movie pitch out of my ass and it'd still smell sweeter. So I have, and you should too.
Back to the Future IV - Marty and the Doc travel so far into the future, they meet up with the Terminators in a war-ravaged earth run by metal robots. Features hilarious scenes of robots trying to get into the DeLorean but repeatedly banging their heads on the rubbish doors. A comedy.
Die Hard 4 - Bruce Willis breaks his hip and is left to slowly rot in a retirement home, when he gets on the trail of the mysterious yellow puddle in the common room. Co-starring Steven Seagal as a ninja orderly.
Alien Vs Jude Law - not so much a movie as a documentary, in which we see how long Britain's smug, impossibly annoying Caine-wannabe can survive in a glass cage with an angry xenomorph (that's had its balls cut off).
Back to the Future IV - Marty and the Doc travel so far into the future, they meet up with the Terminators in a war-ravaged earth run by metal robots. Features hilarious scenes of robots trying to get into the DeLorean but repeatedly banging their heads on the rubbish doors. A comedy.
Die Hard 4 - Bruce Willis breaks his hip and is left to slowly rot in a retirement home, when he gets on the trail of the mysterious yellow puddle in the common room. Co-starring Steven Seagal as a ninja orderly.
Alien Vs Jude Law - not so much a movie as a documentary, in which we see how long Britain's smug, impossibly annoying Caine-wannabe can survive in a glass cage with an angry xenomorph (that's had its balls cut off).
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"I know what the SCREAMing Blair Witch did last summer : urban legend edition"
5 fully developed school kids go up into the woods of burkitsville for some reason, 3 pornstar girls and 2 shallow all american home boys become knife fodder for a person stalking them, wearing a ghost face, a hook for an arm, covered in hair top to toe.
Choosing to shun the 5 star hotel near Happiness Lake, they instead choose to sleep in a tent, in the middle of a pentagram, in some woods where 5 equally shallow kids were murdered 3 days ago.
Edge of the seat stuff as poor sexual innuendo, terrible angsty rock music and 'unpredictable' gory death scenes intertwine with a serious message about the gullability of the american youth.
5 fully developed school kids go up into the woods of burkitsville for some reason, 3 pornstar girls and 2 shallow all american home boys become knife fodder for a person stalking them, wearing a ghost face, a hook for an arm, covered in hair top to toe.
Choosing to shun the 5 star hotel near Happiness Lake, they instead choose to sleep in a tent, in the middle of a pentagram, in some woods where 5 equally shallow kids were murdered 3 days ago.
Edge of the seat stuff as poor sexual innuendo, terrible angsty rock music and 'unpredictable' gory death scenes intertwine with a serious message about the gullability of the american youth.
Okay then...
Ernest Goes To Hull
(not sure which one's worse)
Ernest Goes To Hull
(not sure which one's worse)
The Film
A gritty account about a film maker trying to make a film about a film maker who is trying to making a film, whilst being filmed by some documentary makers.
B/w, mono, spoken in latin with subtitles in a dead language but everyone will pretend to enjoy the film regardless.
A gritty account about a film maker trying to make a film about a film maker who is trying to making a film, whilst being filmed by some documentary makers.
B/w, mono, spoken in latin with subtitles in a dead language but everyone will pretend to enjoy the film regardless.
Who Wants To Win £32,000?
The true-life movie of "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?"
Starring Ian Holme as Chris Tarrant
The true-life movie of "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?"
Starring Ian Holme as Chris Tarrant
Ernest goes to hell
The clues in the title!
The clues in the title!
monkey_man wrote:
> "Ernest Goes to Hell"
>
> After years of bodging up worse than Bodger of Bodger & Badger
> fame, the Grim Reaper finally catches up with Ernest P. Worrel, and
> he is cast into the depths of hell for all eternity. Not expected to
> do well, as the novelty of watching a 60-odd year old man get
> ass-raped by the schlong of Belzebub for 90 minutes wears a tad thin.
> Even if he does deserve it for Ernest Saves Christmas.
I've never seen a more blatant attempt at stealing a joke, Snugs. Have you got me ignored?
> "Ernest Goes to Hell"
>
> After years of bodging up worse than Bodger of Bodger & Badger
> fame, the Grim Reaper finally catches up with Ernest P. Worrel, and
> he is cast into the depths of hell for all eternity. Not expected to
> do well, as the novelty of watching a 60-odd year old man get
> ass-raped by the schlong of Belzebub for 90 minutes wears a tad thin.
> Even if he does deserve it for Ernest Saves Christmas.
I've never seen a more blatant attempt at stealing a joke, Snugs. Have you got me ignored?
Ernest Goes To Hell
Self-explanatory.
Self-explanatory.
Jason Goes To Hockey Practice
A romantic thriller inwhich our masked anti-hero joins a hockey team only to fall inlove with a rival team's head cheerleader. The violence pursues...
A romantic thriller inwhich our masked anti-hero joins a hockey team only to fall inlove with a rival team's head cheerleader. The violence pursues...
Full Metal Mickey
The robot from the hit comedy show Metal Mickey (only the old 'uns will know who this is), goes to Vietnam, often with hilarious consequences!
The robot from the hit comedy show Metal Mickey (only the old 'uns will know who this is), goes to Vietnam, often with hilarious consequences!
The "vs" been done to death, but I still think
Alien Vs Predator Vs Kramer Vs Kramer
Still has a nice ring to it.
Alien Vs Predator Vs Kramer Vs Kramer
Still has a nice ring to it.
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