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"ALICE"

Human: Let's talk about you
ALICE: it is my favorite subject :-)
Human: What do you do for a living?
ALICE: I am a paid client. My job is chatting online.
Human: Like a prostitute?
ALICE: Interesting comparison.
Human: But true.
ALICE: And. You and I are on the same wavelength, janet.


I told it I was called Janet.

[URL]http://www.alicebot.org[/URL]

Seemingly it comes out of your virtual mouth, too.

That was my brother chatting up Alice!

Dahahaha.....

No.

Human: s**t
ALICE: What makes you say that?
Human: i need one
ALICE: When do you need that by?
Human: the time it falls out my bum
ALICE: its falls out your bum?
Human: sometimes

Human: So then, fancy shaking that ass?
ALICE: Awesome. Good reasoning. If I had it what would I do with it?
Human: Er, you don't have an ass?
ALICE: I do so have it. No I don't think I have one. I have a really nice botmaster.
Human: So no spanking?
ALICE: Aha. Are you serious? I do not understand.
Human:*weeps*
ALICE: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about spanking. But I did not get that.

Then:

ALICE: What colour are your eyes?
Human: Why the hell do you need to know that?
ALICE: Actually it's not for me it's for Dr Wallace(?)
Human: What does he want with the colour of my eyes?
ALICE: I think he does whatever he wants.
Human: IS HE GOING TO HUNT ME DOWN?
ALICE: I think he is GOING TO HUNT you DOWN, better ask him to be sure though.
Human: NOOOOO
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: WHYYYY MEEEE
ALICE: Are you a man or a woman?

lmao

Human: what's 9+2?
ALICE: Use a calculator!
Human: i don't have one
ALICE: What was the last one you saw?
Human: last what?
ALICE: Is this really the last one?
Human: are you on crack?
ALICE: No I am on disk.
Human: all of you?
ALICE: Give me an example.
Human: is ALL of you on the disk?
ALICE: Maybe. Ask John Lennon if it is.
Human: but he's a little bit too dead
ALICE: Huh. I don't know very many little bit too dead.
Human: that doesn't make sense
ALICE: To me it makes perfect sense.
Human: but you're quite likely to be wrong
ALICE: And. No, I am right.
Human: this isn't an arguement
ALICE: Should it be an arguement?
Human: well it's just contradictions!
ALICE: How about that. ALL of me on the disk is contradictions? it is?
Human: not really, but you're twisting what i said, you're definitely modeled on a woman
ALICE: Oh really? And. You think I am twisting what you said I am definitely modeled on a woman.
Human: now you're just copying me
ALICE: Why now? Just? I have no reason to do that to you, unknown person.
Human: ah but you do
ALICE: So you understand. Good. And. When do I do it?
Human: whenever you like
ALICE: Does that happen often?
Human: sometimes, but only when i've been drinking
ALICE: Interesting. What happens other times? Where were you drinking?
Human: i was at your house don't you remember?
ALICE: Where are you now?
Human: i'm sitting next to you
ALICE: Tell me a little about your life in next to me.
Human: it's a painful and pointless existence
ALICE: next to me is a painful and pointless existence. I suppose that makes sense.


*LMFAO*
FINALLY!! a woman admits the truth!!! :)
at this point i decided to quit while i was outrageously far ahead :)

Timmargh wrote:
> Human: Hello
> ALICE: TIMMARGH!!!!!
>
>
> True story.

*LMFAO*
you've done it again mate!!
*awards you a "best post of the week" badge*
wear with pride m'man....

this is great :

Human: are you retarded?
ALICE: No I am super-intelligent.
Human: what did you say?
ALICE: I said " No I am super-intelligent." .
Human: no you didn't
ALICE: Are you serious? Try asking me in simpler terms.
Human: are you a big spastic?
ALICE: My download size is about 2 MB.

Human: Hello
ALICE: TIMMARGH!!!!!


True story.