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"ALICE"

Human: Let's talk about you
ALICE: it is my favorite subject :-)
Human: What do you do for a living?
ALICE: I am a paid client. My job is chatting online.
Human: Like a prostitute?
ALICE: Interesting comparison.
Human: But true.
ALICE: And. You and I are on the same wavelength, janet.


I told it I was called Janet.

[URL]http://www.alicebot.org[/URL]

She's not real people!

Human: Spit or swallow?
ALICE: If I have to choose, I pick swallow

I rest my case.

ALICE: Do you often seek pleasure?
Human: yeah i use my hand
ALICE: Ugh. I heard other people use your hand too.

o dear god...


if only it were taht easy

Human: hello i am claire
ALICE: Hello there. That's a very nice name, CLAIRE.
Human: no need to shout darling
ALICE: Are you serious? Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Human: ok well i am a three foot tall walkin talkin pigmy i have blue hir and green eyes
ALICE: Well that's okay. You are a three foot tall walkin talkin pigmy you have blue hir and green eyes? Do you get to meet a lot of people? How can I help you?
Human: well i have lost my senses
ALICE: Interesting. Where did you last see it.
Human: i dont know *cries* your not helping me
ALICE: Would you like to know? OK Let's talk about you.
Human: i am talking about me
ALICE: Yes, it is the topic.
Human: do you know how it feels to have blue hair?
ALICE: Yes I know how it feels to have blue hair.
Human: To be three foot tall....
ALICE: Are you three foot tall?
Human: i have no friend
ALICE: Would you like to have it?
Human: i would like to make a race of three foot pigmys with blue hair
ALICE: Why would you want to do it? Do you have to go to school for that?
Human: sometimes making love getting on the wagon or popping the bad thang isnt always fund at school
ALICE: making love getting on the wagon
Human: well you cant make love whilst getting on a wagon - or it would b difficult
ALICE: Interesting. I have free will you know.
Human: o thats bad english say sorry
ALICE: Makes sense to me.
Human: not to me
ALICE:" Makes sense to me."? Not to you?
Human: no, back to the wagon - a super race of three foot green eyed blue haired pigmys
ALICE: Are you serious? Yes, let us get back to business.
Human: are you hitting on me/
ALICE: Do I look like it?
Human: yes ;)
ALICE::-) Awesome.
Human: so you like three foot pigmys with blue hair and green eyes...
ALICE: Interesting deduction. I like pets. I like to talk about movies and music.
Human: want to jump on the wagon?
ALICE: OK, I will jump on the wagon.
Human: SCOOOOREEEEE!

Human: want a f***?
ALICE: No thanks but you can send me a donation.

Human: how big is our willy?
ALICE: Bigger than a pin.
Human: how big is that thing smaller than a pin?
ALICE: Bigger than a pin.
Human: you're rubbish
ALICE: Your criticism is noted, unknown person.

ALICE: How did you hear about ALICE?
Human: i can't hear anything
ALICE: Perhaps there's a problem with your sound card.
Human: no, i'm deaf
ALICE: Are you serious? We can communicate by typing.

Paradox: wrote:
> ~Darling~ wrote:
> That was my brother chatting up Alice!
>
> How old is he?

12

~Darling~ wrote:
> That was my brother chatting up Alice!

How old is he?

Paradox: wrote:
> Seemingly it comes out of your virtual mouth, too.

Nice. :)

HAHAHAHA, He's gonna hunt you down! Hunt you down to china town! :D