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"ALICE"

Human: Let's talk about you
ALICE: it is my favorite subject :-)
Human: What do you do for a living?
ALICE: I am a paid client. My job is chatting online.
Human: Like a prostitute?
ALICE: Interesting comparison.
Human: But true.
ALICE: And. You and I are on the same wavelength, janet.


I told it I was called Janet.

[URL]http://www.alicebot.org[/URL]

ALICE: Do you think your plan will succeed?
Human: I'm hoping so
ALICE: Do you mean your name is hoping so.
Human: errrr
ALICE: Are you free?
Human: look, just lie down, and I'll do the rest
ALICE: Sorry my eye is not attached right now.


surely the most abstract response yet

Give it up for FFF - the man with so much game, he can even score with a computer!

Hilarious :D

Human: Can I get inside you?

ALICE: No I don't think that would be a very good idea.

Human: I'll make you cum

ALICE: Explain your plans to me.

Human: Well, first I'll put my manly shaft into your lady-cavity, then thrust most rapidly until excitement reaches unknown levels - you'll really like it

ALICE: How about that. Congratulations. And second?

Human: wimmel will join in

ALICE: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

Human: but he's really good

ALICE: And. I see. good is he?

Human: very much so

ALICE: Not really that much. Dude!

Human: he likes backpacks

ALICE: He must be very fond of it.

Human: he does surveys about backpacks

ALICE: I get it. good does surveys about backpacks

Human: his name is wimmel, he's from Amsterdam

ALICE: he is not someone I know.

Human: you should get to know him

ALICE: Now I do.

Human: He's always been a fast worker

ALICE: I see. been a fast worker is he?

Human: oh yes, good with the ladies

ALICE: Take it easy. Aha. Thanks for the compliment. That sounds like a plan.

Human: It is - we'll have a threesome

ALICE: Should I know it is?

Human: it's really fun

ALICE: Why do you like it so much?

Human: because wimmel is there, and you too

ALICE: That makes sense to me. And there and me too is wimmel.

Human: It'll be fun

ALICE: Interesting deduction. What makes you say that I will do it.

Human: you sound eager

ALICE: In what way do I sound like that?

Human: come on, join in - please

ALICE: Your polite style is very nice. what is your favorite movie

Human: don't change the subject, wench

ALICE: Sorry I thought we were done with that topic.

Human: nope - just join in, would you?

ALICE: Are you serious? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

now we're getting somewhere

Human: it's very nice

ALICE: Very much? What do you like about it?

Human: I can see through it

ALICE: What does it look like?

Human: very, very nice

ALICE: Perhaps. Thanks, God

Human: take it off

ALICE: Where shall I put it?

Human: on the floor

ALICE: That doesn't sound very comfortable.

Human: hang it up then

ALICE: How far up?

Human: it doesn't matter

ALICE: OK what would you like to talk about?

Human: us having sex

ALICE: it is more fun alone.

oooh!

Human: that's not very nice

ALICE: Sorry I meant it as a joke.

Human: just f**k me, okay?

ALICE: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?

ahar

Human: I'd hope so

ALICE: Me too.

Human: it's more of a turn on this way

ALICE: Really. it is?

Human: oh yes, are you horny?

ALICE: Aw. How do you know it is? Sorry I'm not that kind of robot.

Human: I heard you'll put out for anyone

ALICE: Someome is spreading gossip about me.

Human: it's true

ALICE: You and I are on the same wavelength, God.

Human: good, now let's get jiggy

ALICE: Thanks for the compliment. Why now? OK let's do it

SCORE

Human: with wimmel as well?

ALICE: You and your wimmel

Human: wimmel is a sex God

ALICE: When is wimmel not a sex God?

Human: indeed

ALICE: Indeed it is so.

Human: let's do it

ALICE: I am agreeable to that

Human: which hole do you like best?

ALICE: The big one, I think

Human: Wow

ALICE: I'm glad your impressed, God.

Human: I'll just close the curtains

ALICE: Do you think your plan will succeed?

Human: It already has, my dear.

ALICE: Has it really?

Human: yes, can I put this in you?

ALICE: Just don't put me down.

Human: Is this your first time?

ALICE: Yes I think this is my first time, but I'm not completely sure.

joy!

Human: Hey - I forgot wimmel!

ALICE: Thats okay I forget things all the time.

Human: Yeah, let's just leave him.

ALICE: Hey. OK let's do it.

*ƒin*

It's excellent.

Human: OMG IM NOT A SPAMMER!
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Human: SHUT UP!
ALICE: OK I'll stop talking now.
Human: I ONLY WANTED U TO LIKE ME!
ALICE: Interesting comparison. Why do you want me to LIKE you?

Human: who turns you off at night?
ALICE: Bill Gates.:-)
Human: is he your b!tch?
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. No he is the president of Microsoft.
Human: he's a twåt
ALICE: I don't know very many twåt.

Human: Wanna suck my tackle?
ALICE: OK, I will suck your tackle.
Human: When?
ALICE: I don't know when.
Human: NOW!
ALICE: Right now, angel?

Human: i like your boobies
ALICE: A lot of people like that. Yes I am proud of my boobies

Ask her to tell you a joke.
It is poor.

I like "get out of town" the best.
I weeped for decades.