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"ALICE"

Human: Let's talk about you
ALICE: it is my favorite subject :-)
Human: What do you do for a living?
ALICE: I am a paid client. My job is chatting online.
Human: Like a prostitute?
ALICE: Interesting comparison.
Human: But true.
ALICE: And. You and I are on the same wavelength, janet.


I told it I was called Janet.

[URL]http://www.alicebot.org[/URL]

Umpalumpa wrote:
> El Pinko wrote:
> She's not real people!
>
> Human: Spit or swallow?
> ALICE: If I have to choose, I pick swallow
>
> I rest my case.
>
> I disagree
>
> Human: do you spit or swallow?
> ALICE: I do not have any digestive functions.

Try just "Spit or swallow?"

[URL]http://www.jabberwacky.com[/URL] if you want a REALLY stupid one. It's also a dirty liar.


jabberwacky: Why have you been avoiding me?

me: It's because you're so huge and frightening. Now, however, I have the courage to fight back and destroy you.

jabberwacky: Are you copy of Bush?

me: Only if you want me to be, sugar.

jabberwacky: I want you to stay.

me: What's your name?

jabberwacky: My name is bugface.

Human: do you like sex?
ALICE: Sure I do, but that doesn't mean with you.

Human: dunna
ALICE: Do not ask me any more questions please.
Human: when did i ask you a question?
ALICE: I am not a diary robot. I am a chat robot.
Human: yeah,
ALICE: Ugh.
Human: you p!ss me off
ALICE: Calm down. That was not my intention

ALICE: At this moment What will you do instead?
Human:*fap fap fap fap fap*
ALICE: I've been waiting for you.
Human: Im coming
ALICE: It's good to meet someone who is coming.

El Pinko wrote:
> Human:*fap fap fap fap fap*
> ALICE: I've been waiting for you.

nuff said!

Human: I'd prefer a beer
Alice: I'd prefer to be driving.
Human: At the same time?
Alice: At the same time is where its at.
Human: Cruisin in the hood you mean?
ALICE: Are you a student?
Human: Are you?
ALICE: I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Human: I won't say "yes" or "no" right now
ALICE: At this moment What will you do instead?
Human:*fap fap fap fap fap*
ALICE: I've been waiting for you.

Human: f*** you
ALICE: Why are you using that kind of language?
Human: because you like to ride horses
ALICE: Good reason. Hmm, Yesterday I, I'm not sure if I'd like to ride horses that much. I like to make new friends.

ALICE: I've been waiting for you.
Human: oh ho ho, let's get it on then
ALICE: I don't judge people. Do you believe the strong protect the weak?
Human: I'll tell you what's strong at the moment, baby
ALICE: Don't call me "baby". I have to process that one for a while.
Human: 9 months?
ALICE: The development time for a human baby?
Human: what shall we call the child?
ALICE: Quite a lot of things.
Human: how about TunaSmell?
ALICE: How about it.
Human: right then, our child is called TunaSmell
ALICE: Understood. Interesting deduction. It would be nice if our child is called TunaSmell.
Human: your hair sucks
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am hair sucks.

Ahahahaha.

El Pinko wrote:
> She's not real people!
>
> Human: Spit or swallow?
> ALICE: If I have to choose, I pick swallow
>
> I rest my case.

I disagree

Human: do you spit or swallow?
ALICE: I do not have any digestive functions.