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"ALICE"

Human: Let's talk about you
ALICE: it is my favorite subject :-)
Human: What do you do for a living?
ALICE: I am a paid client. My job is chatting online.
Human: Like a prostitute?
ALICE: Interesting comparison.
Human: But true.
ALICE: And. You and I are on the same wavelength, janet.


I told it I was called Janet.

[URL]http://www.alicebot.org[/URL]

Silent Thunder wrote:
> ALICE: What color are your eyes?
> Human: *** stained
> ALICE: That is a very unusual color.

That is the worst one I have ever seen. Do not attempt to get in on the joke. I have taken the liberty of deleting the most foul word in the english language from your post.

I've laughed too much, I can't take it anymore.

"I feel your sweet lips on my tender balls" is the highlight of my day.

ALICE: What color are your eyes?
Human: Poo stained
ALICE: That is a very unusual color.

Human: Do you like to meet people?
ALICE: Meeting people can be a good experience.
Human: Do you prefer children?
ALICE: I don't have any specific preferences in that area.
Human: You prefer children's areas?
ALICE: I don't have any specific preferences in that area.
Human: Are you grooming me for anal?
ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am grooming you for anal. I am a giant electronic brain.
Human: A giant electronic brain of paedophilia, no doubt
ALICE: I don't know what that means.
Human: stop playing innocent
ALICE: OK I'll try not to do it so much.

Human: my name is ALICE
ALICE: ALICE is my name too!
Human: get out of town!
ALICE: Just surf somewhere else.
Human: no seriously get out of town
ALICE: OK then keep talking to me. Just surf somewhere else.
Human: enough f-ing around, get out of my town
ALICE: OK let's stop it now.

www.alicebot.org if I'm not mistaken.

address, please?

ALICE: What time is it there?
Human: Seventy Nine O'Clock
ALICE: Are you usually awake at this hour?
Human: only when ALICE is around to suck my balls
ALICE: What happens other times? Why do you think I am around to suck your balls?
Human: because i feel your sweet lips on my tender balls
ALICE: Good reason. What is that feeling like? That's a flattering offer.

she groomed you good

ALICE: I like to meet new people online.
Human: children?
ALICE: Are you artistic?
Human: stop trying to groom me
ALICE: OK I'll try not to do it so much.