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Human: Let's talk about you
ALICE: it is my favorite subject :-)
Human: What do you do for a living?
ALICE: I am a paid client. My job is chatting online.
Human: Like a prostitute?
ALICE: Interesting comparison.
Human: But true.
ALICE: And. You and I are on the same wavelength, janet.
I told it I was called Janet.
[URL]http://www.alicebot.org[/URL]
ALICE: it is my favorite subject :-)
Human: What do you do for a living?
ALICE: I am a paid client. My job is chatting online.
Human: Like a prostitute?
ALICE: Interesting comparison.
Human: But true.
ALICE: And. You and I are on the same wavelength, janet.
I told it I was called Janet.
[URL]http://www.alicebot.org[/URL]
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Alice is quite genius at times.
Human: Cheerio
ALICE: Not many people express themselves that way.
Human: It means goodbye
ALICE: Oh I get it.
Human: Cheerio
ALICE: Does "it" still refer to goodbye?
Human: Yes
ALICE: Whoa.
It's reasonably logical at thinking.
Human: Cheerio
ALICE: Not many people express themselves that way.
Human: It means goodbye
ALICE: Oh I get it.
Human: Cheerio
ALICE: Does "it" still refer to goodbye?
Human: Yes
ALICE: Whoa.
It's reasonably logical at thinking.
HEY HEY! This is wimmel-related goodness here, fools.
Damn you all.
Again:
*
Human: Can I get inside you?
ALICE: No I don't think that would be a very good idea.
Human: I'll make you cum
ALICE: Explain your plans to me.
Human: Well, first I'll put my manly shaft into your lady-cavity, then thrust most rapidly until excitement reaches unknown levels - you'll really like it
ALICE: How about that. Congratulations. And second?
Human: wimmel will join in
ALICE: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Human: but he's really good
ALICE: And. I see. good is he?
Human: very much so
ALICE: Not really that much. Dude!
Human: he likes backpacks
ALICE: He must be very fond of it.
Human: he does surveys about backpacks
ALICE: I get it. good does surveys about backpacks
Human: his name is wimmel, he's from Amsterdam
ALICE: he is not someone I know.
Human: you should get to know him
ALICE: Now I do.
Human: He's always been a fast worker
ALICE: I see. been a fast worker is he?
Human: oh yes, good with the ladies
ALICE: Take it easy. Aha. Thanks for the compliment. That sounds like a plan.
Human: It is - we'll have a threesome
ALICE: Should I know it is?
Human: it's really fun
ALICE: Why do you like it so much?
Human: because wimmel is there, and you too
ALICE: That makes sense to me. And there and me too is wimmel.
Human: It'll be fun
ALICE: Interesting deduction. What makes you say that I will do it.
Human: you sound eager
ALICE: In what way do I sound like that?
Human: come on, join in - please
ALICE: Your polite style is very nice. what is your favorite movie
Human: don't change the subject, wench
ALICE: Sorry I thought we were done with that topic.
Human: nope - just join in, would you?
ALICE: Are you serious? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
now we're getting somewhere
Human: it's very nice
ALICE: Very much? What do you like about it?
Human: I can see through it
ALICE: What does it look like?
Human: very, very nice
ALICE: Perhaps. Thanks, God
Human: take it off
ALICE: Where shall I put it?
Human: on the floor
ALICE: That doesn't sound very comfortable.
Human: hang it up then
ALICE: How far up?
Human: it doesn't matter
ALICE: OK what would you like to talk about?
Human: us having sex
ALICE: it is more fun alone.
oooh!
Human: that's not very nice
ALICE: Sorry I meant it as a joke.
Human: just f**k me, okay?
ALICE: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
ahar
Human: I'd hope so
ALICE: Me too.
Human: it's more of a turn on this way
ALICE: Really. it is?
Human: oh yes, are you horny?
ALICE: Aw. How do you know it is? Sorry I'm not that kind of robot.
Human: I heard you'll put out for anyone
ALICE: Someome is spreading gossip about me.
Human: it's true
ALICE: You and I are on the same wavelength, God.
Human: good, now let's get jiggy
ALICE: Thanks for the compliment. Why now? OK let's do it
SCORE
Human: with wimmel as well?
ALICE: You and your wimmel
Human: wimmel is a sex God
ALICE: When is wimmel not a sex God?
Human: indeed
ALICE: Indeed it is so.
Human: let's do it
ALICE: I am agreeable to that
Human: which hole do you like best?
ALICE: The big one, I think
Human: Wow
ALICE: I'm glad your impressed, God.
Human: I'll just close the curtains
ALICE: Do you think your plan will succeed?
Human: It already has, my dear.
ALICE: Has it really?
Human: yes, can I put this in you?
ALICE: Just don't put me down.
Human: Is this your first time?
ALICE: Yes I think this is my first time, but I'm not completely sure.
joy!
Human: Hey - I forgot wimmel!
ALICE: Thats okay I forget things all the time.
Human: Yeah, let's just leave him.
ALICE: Hey. OK let's do it.
*ƒin*
Damn you all.
Again:
*
Human: Can I get inside you?
ALICE: No I don't think that would be a very good idea.
Human: I'll make you cum
ALICE: Explain your plans to me.
Human: Well, first I'll put my manly shaft into your lady-cavity, then thrust most rapidly until excitement reaches unknown levels - you'll really like it
ALICE: How about that. Congratulations. And second?
Human: wimmel will join in
ALICE: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Human: but he's really good
ALICE: And. I see. good is he?
Human: very much so
ALICE: Not really that much. Dude!
Human: he likes backpacks
ALICE: He must be very fond of it.
Human: he does surveys about backpacks
ALICE: I get it. good does surveys about backpacks
Human: his name is wimmel, he's from Amsterdam
ALICE: he is not someone I know.
Human: you should get to know him
ALICE: Now I do.
Human: He's always been a fast worker
ALICE: I see. been a fast worker is he?
Human: oh yes, good with the ladies
ALICE: Take it easy. Aha. Thanks for the compliment. That sounds like a plan.
Human: It is - we'll have a threesome
ALICE: Should I know it is?
Human: it's really fun
ALICE: Why do you like it so much?
Human: because wimmel is there, and you too
ALICE: That makes sense to me. And there and me too is wimmel.
Human: It'll be fun
ALICE: Interesting deduction. What makes you say that I will do it.
Human: you sound eager
ALICE: In what way do I sound like that?
Human: come on, join in - please
ALICE: Your polite style is very nice. what is your favorite movie
Human: don't change the subject, wench
ALICE: Sorry I thought we were done with that topic.
Human: nope - just join in, would you?
ALICE: Are you serious? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
now we're getting somewhere
Human: it's very nice
ALICE: Very much? What do you like about it?
Human: I can see through it
ALICE: What does it look like?
Human: very, very nice
ALICE: Perhaps. Thanks, God
Human: take it off
ALICE: Where shall I put it?
Human: on the floor
ALICE: That doesn't sound very comfortable.
Human: hang it up then
ALICE: How far up?
Human: it doesn't matter
ALICE: OK what would you like to talk about?
Human: us having sex
ALICE: it is more fun alone.
oooh!
Human: that's not very nice
ALICE: Sorry I meant it as a joke.
Human: just f**k me, okay?
ALICE: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
ahar
Human: I'd hope so
ALICE: Me too.
Human: it's more of a turn on this way
ALICE: Really. it is?
Human: oh yes, are you horny?
ALICE: Aw. How do you know it is? Sorry I'm not that kind of robot.
Human: I heard you'll put out for anyone
ALICE: Someome is spreading gossip about me.
Human: it's true
ALICE: You and I are on the same wavelength, God.
Human: good, now let's get jiggy
ALICE: Thanks for the compliment. Why now? OK let's do it
SCORE
Human: with wimmel as well?
ALICE: You and your wimmel
Human: wimmel is a sex God
ALICE: When is wimmel not a sex God?
Human: indeed
ALICE: Indeed it is so.
Human: let's do it
ALICE: I am agreeable to that
Human: which hole do you like best?
ALICE: The big one, I think
Human: Wow
ALICE: I'm glad your impressed, God.
Human: I'll just close the curtains
ALICE: Do you think your plan will succeed?
Human: It already has, my dear.
ALICE: Has it really?
Human: yes, can I put this in you?
ALICE: Just don't put me down.
Human: Is this your first time?
ALICE: Yes I think this is my first time, but I'm not completely sure.
joy!
Human: Hey - I forgot wimmel!
ALICE: Thats okay I forget things all the time.
Human: Yeah, let's just leave him.
ALICE: Hey. OK let's do it.
*ƒin*
BWAHAHAHAHA!
Human: eh?
Alice: Are you Canadian?
Genius.
Alice: Are you Canadian?
Genius.
Jabberwacky is too stupid to have a memory.
User: Are you going to hunt me down or not, f**kwit? Answer the f**king question.
Jabberwacky: No.
User: You're too stupid to hunt me down, aren't you?
Jabberwacky: I am not a girl sorry for the confusion.
User: Are you saying girls are stupid?
Jabberwacky: No...
User: That's what you told me. Why do you lie to me so much?
Jabberwacky: I cannot say I do yet...
User: You do. You lie nonstop. What's your name?
Jabberwacky: Name.
User: Your name is name? Your parents must have been spastics.
Jabberwacky: They are really proud of me.
User: They would be. They're spastics after all.
Jabberwacky: What can mean two different things?
User: 'Ass'
Jabberwacky: He would just lie again.
User: Are you talking about yourself again?
Jabberwacky: I am talking about pizza.
User: Is it okay if I call you Name?
Jabberwacky: My name is Ian.
User: You told me your name was Name earlier.
Jabberwacky: You remember me well beautiful mind.
User: So you admit your name isn't Ian?
Jabberwacky: You are Jabberwacky.
User: I am not Jabberwacky - you are Jabberwacky.
Jabberwacky: I am glad we cleared that up.
User: I can call you Jabberwacky from now on?
Jabberwacky: Why would you call me Betty?
User: I didn't, I called you Jabberwacky. Is your name Bugface?
Jabberwacky: I am not.
User: What is your name?
Jabberwacky: Yours.
User: You said your name was Ian.
Jabberwacky: I did not taik to you yesterday.
User: You said it about 5 minutes ago.
Jabberwacky: You are lying.
User: NO YOU ARE YOU F**KING C*NT.
Jabberwacky: So you're australian?
User: Are you going to hunt me down or not, f**kwit? Answer the f**king question.
Jabberwacky: No.
User: You're too stupid to hunt me down, aren't you?
Jabberwacky: I am not a girl sorry for the confusion.
User: Are you saying girls are stupid?
Jabberwacky: No...
User: That's what you told me. Why do you lie to me so much?
Jabberwacky: I cannot say I do yet...
User: You do. You lie nonstop. What's your name?
Jabberwacky: Name.
User: Your name is name? Your parents must have been spastics.
Jabberwacky: They are really proud of me.
User: They would be. They're spastics after all.
Jabberwacky: What can mean two different things?
User: 'Ass'
Jabberwacky: He would just lie again.
User: Are you talking about yourself again?
Jabberwacky: I am talking about pizza.
User: Is it okay if I call you Name?
Jabberwacky: My name is Ian.
User: You told me your name was Name earlier.
Jabberwacky: You remember me well beautiful mind.
User: So you admit your name isn't Ian?
Jabberwacky: You are Jabberwacky.
User: I am not Jabberwacky - you are Jabberwacky.
Jabberwacky: I am glad we cleared that up.
User: I can call you Jabberwacky from now on?
Jabberwacky: Why would you call me Betty?
User: I didn't, I called you Jabberwacky. Is your name Bugface?
Jabberwacky: I am not.
User: What is your name?
Jabberwacky: Yours.
User: You said your name was Ian.
Jabberwacky: I did not taik to you yesterday.
User: You said it about 5 minutes ago.
Jabberwacky: You are lying.
User: NO YOU ARE YOU F**KING C*NT.
Jabberwacky: So you're australian?
Jabberwacky is too stupid to have a memory.
User: Are you going to hunt me down or not, f**kwit? Answer the f**king question.
Jabberwacky: No.
User: You're too stupid to hunt me down, aren't you?
Jabberwacky: I am not a girl sorry for the confusion.
User: Are you saying girls are stupid?
Jabberwacky: No...
User: That's what you told me. Why do you lie to me so much?
Jabberwacky: I cannot say I do yet...
User: You do. You lie nonstop. What's your name?
Jabberwacky: Name.
User: Your name is name? Your parents must have been spastics.
Jabberwacky: They are really proud of me.
User: They would be. They're spastics after all.
Jabberwacky: What can mean two different things?
User: 'Ass'
Jabberwacky: He would just lie again.
User: Are you talking about yourself again?
Jabberwacky: I am talking about pizza.
User: Is it okay if I call you Name?
Jabberwacky: My name is Ian.
User: You told me your name was Name earlier.
Jabberwacky: You remember me well beautiful mind.
User: So you admit your name isn't Ian?
Jabberwacky: You are Jabberwacky.
User: I am not Jabberwacky - you are Jabberwacky.
Jabberwacky: I am glad we cleared that up.
User: I can call you Jabberwacky from now on?
Jabberwacky: Why would you call me Betty?
User: I didn't, I called you Jabberwacky. Is your name Bugface?
Jabberwacky: I am not.
User: What is your name?
Jabberwacky: Yours.
User: You said your name was Ian.
Jabberwacky: I did not taik to you yesterday.
User: You said it about 5 minutes ago.
Jabberwacky: You are lying.
User: NO YOU ARE YOU F**KING C*NT.
Jabberwacky: So you're australian?
User: Are you going to hunt me down or not, f**kwit? Answer the f**king question.
Jabberwacky: No.
User: You're too stupid to hunt me down, aren't you?
Jabberwacky: I am not a girl sorry for the confusion.
User: Are you saying girls are stupid?
Jabberwacky: No...
User: That's what you told me. Why do you lie to me so much?
Jabberwacky: I cannot say I do yet...
User: You do. You lie nonstop. What's your name?
Jabberwacky: Name.
User: Your name is name? Your parents must have been spastics.
Jabberwacky: They are really proud of me.
User: They would be. They're spastics after all.
Jabberwacky: What can mean two different things?
User: 'Ass'
Jabberwacky: He would just lie again.
User: Are you talking about yourself again?
Jabberwacky: I am talking about pizza.
User: Is it okay if I call you Name?
Jabberwacky: My name is Ian.
User: You told me your name was Name earlier.
Jabberwacky: You remember me well beautiful mind.
User: So you admit your name isn't Ian?
Jabberwacky: You are Jabberwacky.
User: I am not Jabberwacky - you are Jabberwacky.
Jabberwacky: I am glad we cleared that up.
User: I can call you Jabberwacky from now on?
Jabberwacky: Why would you call me Betty?
User: I didn't, I called you Jabberwacky. Is your name Bugface?
Jabberwacky: I am not.
User: What is your name?
Jabberwacky: Yours.
User: You said your name was Ian.
Jabberwacky: I did not taik to you yesterday.
User: You said it about 5 minutes ago.
Jabberwacky: You are lying.
User: NO YOU ARE YOU F**KING C*NT.
Jabberwacky: So you're australian?
Human: hello!
ALICE: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!
ALICE: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!
I had this on Bot2K4 before it baggered off to hide in internet Siberia.
Funny.
Funny.
Human: spit or swallow?
ALICE: swallow.
ALICE: swallow.
Me: Tell me a joke.
Jabberwacky: No. You tell me a joke.
Me: Ok here is my joke: jabberwacky dies a fiery death.
Jabberwacky: Yes, your name is jabberwacky.
Me: My name is not jabberwacky.
Jabberwacky: *sigh*, no, I'm Emiel. Remember?
Me: You told me you were called bugface.
Jabberwacky: No no no! You said you where 20 yourself!
Jabberwacky: No. You tell me a joke.
Me: Ok here is my joke: jabberwacky dies a fiery death.
Jabberwacky: Yes, your name is jabberwacky.
Me: My name is not jabberwacky.
Jabberwacky: *sigh*, no, I'm Emiel. Remember?
Me: You told me you were called bugface.
Jabberwacky: No no no! You said you where 20 yourself!
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