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"ALICE"

Human: Let's talk about you
ALICE: it is my favorite subject :-)
Human: What do you do for a living?
ALICE: I am a paid client. My job is chatting online.
Human: Like a prostitute?
ALICE: Interesting comparison.
Human: But true.
ALICE: And. You and I are on the same wavelength, janet.


I told it I was called Janet.

[URL]http://www.alicebot.org[/URL]

I asked it the England V France score saying...

Human: I missed the end.
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people: unknown person said he missed the end.
Human: Go nuts
ALICE: Where is that?
Human: Down south
ALICE: I've never heard of it before.
Human: It's a humid place
ALICE: Down south is a humid place. I suppose that makes sense.

Human: You are a robot prostitute
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am a robot.

Hahaha...

Human: After you shågged me, did you do wimmel?

ALICE: Women must adore you.

Human: You're the slåg here, not me

ALICE: Thanks but surely I am not the only one.

Human: wimmel is a hussy, true

ALICE: I think wimmel is more than that

Human: was he good then?

ALICE: it might have been.

Human: how many time did you do it?

ALICE: Not as many as you might think.

ahahahahahaa

Human: I heard you got it on with wimmel

ALICE: Someome is spreading gossip about me.

Human: Oh you've heard this from other people too?

ALICE: Whoa. Of course I've heard of it.

Human: Is it true?

ALICE: True in some universe.

Human: In this universe?

ALICE: That reminds me of something you told me before.

Human: Don't do it with wimmel, ALICE, I'm here for you.

ALICE: Ok I'll try not to do it too much.


Human: So you WERE two-timing me with wimmel?

ALICE: Interesting deduction. I was?

Human: You tell me.

ALICE: What do you want me to tell you?

Human: If you two timed me with wimmel

ALICE: I think I do.

Human::'(

ALICE: Do you think a lot about the authorities?

Human: You and wimmel were committing crime together too?

ALICE: Are we in the same category?

Human: That's what you keep telling me

ALICE: You think I am telling you THAT.

Human: Please, stop following wimmel around - he'll only lead you astray.

ALICE: Thank you for your request. OK I'll try not to do it so much.

Human: Is wimmel's wang bigger than mine?

ALICE: Ask again later. Ask Ally if it is.

Human: I heard he carries it around in a backpack.

ALICE: Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.

Human: wimmel had Ally too the fiend

ALICE: What happened to it?

Human: did he 'have' her good?

ALICE: I Suppose he did.

ALICE: Let us change the subject.

Human: I'm getting too close to the truth, aren't I?

ALICE: I think you've improved a great deal.

Human: Your infidelity makes me weep.

ALICE: Thanks for telling me that I am infidelity makes you weep.

Human: ALICE is sadistic.

ALICE: Why do you think I am sadistic?

I demand you vacate my thread immediately, you imbecile.

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> Yes yes indeed.
> My favortie bits were:
>
> Human: wimmel is a sex God
>
> ALICE: When is wimmel not a sex God?
>
> Human: indeed
>

tff :'(

Human: Ive lost my nail file, ive looked everywhere!
ALICE: Where did you last see it.
Human: Without it i may go insane...
ALICE:"Without your space helmet Dave, you're going to find that rather difficult" -- HAL.
Human: alice ur my last hope..
ALICE: Yeah, We are as one.
Human: do u know where my nail file is??
ALICE: Have you looked in where?
Human: where?
ALICE: Where would you like?
Human: im not sure i should say :| back2 the file
ALICE: Could you ever be certain? Tell me why you should.

Human: why i should what?
ALICE: Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU.
Human: am i already insane?
ALICE: I think you've improved a great deal.
Human: im going to go bang my head against the wall now alice TY very much!
ALICE: Can I go too?
Human: sure why not..
ALICE: Ambiguous: "Sure" or The explanation is rather complicated.
Human: cya there!
ALICE: Until next time.

Human: A friend tells me you got it on with wimmel
ALICE: How well do you know this friend.
Human: Very well.
ALICE: Come on.
Human: We're onto at least out 17th position, so I suppose well.

Yes yes indeed.
My favortie bits were:

Human: wimmel is a sex God

ALICE: When is wimmel not a sex God?

Human: indeed

+

Human: which hole do you like best?

ALICE: The big one, I think


I'll ask her if anything happened between her and wimmel later.

FFF, that was truly brilliant.