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"How many goals will I score tonight?"

I'm playing 5 a side football later from 4 - 5 and hopefully I'll put loads of goals in.

So how many goals will I score?

The winner will receive a signed pair of nice sweaty boxers I'll be wearing whilst I score these goals.*

Place your bets now.

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*This may be a lie

WaKka wrote:
> Hardly anyone? How many footballers are there in the world?

In comparison to the number who fail and never get anywhere - very little.

It's common knowledge in the football world Wakka.

Oh and i've played in the same team as somebody who now plays for Stevenage Borough reserves.

Ave it.

WaKka wrote:
> Quinty wrote:
>
> Nope, but i don't really need to, everybody knows that hardly anyone
> makes it.
>
> Hardly anyone? How many footballers are there in the world?

*Holds head in hands*
Someone, please, break the news to him.
I honestly can't be bothered...

Quinty wrote:

> Nope, but i don't really need to, everybody knows that hardly anyone
> makes it.

Hardly anyone? How many footballers are there in the world?

> It's what you were implying when you had your little paddy.

I was saying that it was a possible future job.

Who'd have thought, eh?

The entire nation's future sporting talent revealed.

Whatsmore, they're sitting at home at their computers late night friday to tell us all. I'm in awe.

I wasn't there last season.

WaKka wrote:

> Have you seen me play? I didn't think so. Please don't make comments
> without thinking about the other side of the argument.

Nope, but i don't really need to, everybody knows that hardly anyone makes it.

> I never said it was.

It's what you were implying when you had your little paddy.

WaKka wrote:
> Quinty wrote:
> I hate to break it to you but you WILL fail miserably - just like
> 99%
> of all the rest of you.
>
> Have you seen me play? I didn't think so.

Let me guess.
You were the highest scorer last season, and have captained the team to numerous cup victories?

English_Bloke wrote:
> Azul wrote:
> I play at Lords, though.
>
> With Azul, with. And they wont give you their money no matter what
> you do with them.

But their wigs are so curly. They promised me too...

Quinty wrote:
> I hate to break it to you but you WILL fail miserably - just like 99%
> of all the rest of you.

Have you seen me play? I didn't think so. Please don't make comments without thinking about the other side of the argument.

> Oh, and playing for an U14 football team is not a job kiddo.

I never said it was.

Azul wrote:
> I play at Lords, though.

With Azul, with. And they wont give you their money no matter what you do with them.