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"How many goals will I score tonight?"

I'm playing 5 a side football later from 4 - 5 and hopefully I'll put loads of goals in.

So how many goals will I score?

The winner will receive a signed pair of nice sweaty boxers I'll be wearing whilst I score these goals.*

Place your bets now.

BBBAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIII

*This may be a lie

English_Block for notable!

You make me weep.
You've probably never got up of your fat bootay to go outside into the "real world", let alone touched a football.
Stop talking out that part of body permanently attatched to that chair of yours.
Please.

"omg im a betur fewtbolur dan uze!!11"

Just because all of you except me and Squall are $h!t at football doesn't mean that we can't talk about it.

You are starting to be like Dan, Azul.
no.5 big brother.

Squall wrote:
> Scout's phone you though
> not the manager.

*Bangs head off desk repeatedly*

Hence the detailing on "He contacted me personally"
PERSONALLY
GAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Why the hell is everyone on this forum a retard?!

"us"

I was'nt aware you were taking
part in this arguement in the
firstplace.

Ashman with constepation = Rashman. (Immature)....

Squall wrote:
> I'm not talking, im typing
> you idiot

So Wakka should be expecting to be called an idiot for saying you were "talking" a few posts ago too? Oh no, you'll just make a pitifully weak and cretionous attempt to:

insult
us
back

Scout's phone you though
not the manager.
I'm not talking, im typing
you idiot.

Why the
hell are
you
talk
ing
like this
you compl
ete and ut
ter
spastic?

Y'don't say? 'About to' is the key phrase, idiot, meaning he's still coach.
Jesus bloody christ...

Wipe your mouth,
your speaking shi**!
lippi's contract is
about to expire.