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"How many goals will I score tonight?"

I'm playing 5 a side football later from 4 - 5 and hopefully I'll put loads of goals in.

So how many goals will I score?

The winner will receive a signed pair of nice sweaty boxers I'll be wearing whilst I score these goals.*

Place your bets now.

BBBAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIII

*This may be a lie

WaKka wrote:
> So what's your job then? A boring
> job in an office? Well I want to make something good with my life so
> I am going to try and become a footballer.

I hate to break it to you but you WILL fail miserably - just like 99% of all the rest of you.

Oh, and playing for an U14 football team is not a job kiddo.

Why don't you just give me a chance?

English_Bloke wrote:
> I play for Bar Hill cricket club!

I play at Lords, though.

WaKka wrote:
> Celtic not Real Madrid. And I don't go aroung boosting.

I think I'm going to cry.
You never scribe a single word of non immature intelligence, though, so why should I attempt to converse with you in a reasonable manner?
That's your problem.

You're an idiot, pure and simple.

I play for Bar Hill cricket club!

Azul wrote:

> No, actually. I'm 15 and am making an effort by having a paper round,
> working in a bakery and helping out in my mate's dad's butcher shop.
> Y'see, I make an effort, y'know?

I also have a paper round and help in my local WHSmith's on Thursdays.

Celtic not Real Madrid. And I don't go aroung boosting. Squall asked me and I replied and then you came in and sl@gged me off again.

Oh, yet I don't feel the need to go around saying "omg i play for da reel madrud!11 onest!11", do I?
I'm realistic. My head ain't in the clouds, sunshine.

WaKka wrote:
> If you are a 'Possible Notable' like so many say you are

Erm.
No they don't.
Deeming 80% of this pre pubescent rant invalid.


> I have been posting a lot here because I recently fell down the
> stairs in my school and broke my wrist and just weeks later I broke
> my ankle. You are just such a f***ing ret@rd! I asked for a f***ing
> truce but no, you were to busy licking AfroJoe's anal leakage that
> you just ignored me.

No you didn't...
And I despise AJ. He likes Deco.

I hope you never become a notable, because
> frankly, you don't deserve to be.

omg pwese no nefin but dat!!1 my life wud be runed!1

So what's your job then? A boring job in an office?

No, actually. I'm 15 and am making an effort by having a paper round, working in a bakery and helping out in my mate's dad's butcher shop.
Y'see, I make an effort, y'know?


> Well I want to make something good with my life so I am going to try and become a footballer.

Odd that. Me too. Hence why I've been playing for the same club for 7 years.

Yes 'English_Block' for notable!