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"How many goals will I score tonight?"

I'm playing 5 a side football later from 4 - 5 and hopefully I'll put loads of goals in.

So how many goals will I score?

The winner will receive a signed pair of nice sweaty boxers I'll be wearing whilst I score these goals.*

Place your bets now.

BBBAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIII

*This may be a lie

Monti

Colourless wrote:

> Do you know Carlo?

Eh. let's think.... What's his second name?

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!

*wipes away tears*

I love this thread.

I was told that I had natural ability for football and with coaching, I could be even better. I wasn't really interested and developed bad knees.

Eh Wakka?

Oh, and name Hearts' left back.
He's my mate.

(God's honest truth. He's a bit dim, though. Good guy.)

Wakka I'm sure you'll do spiffing. My family's from Scotland, mainly Harthill, but I have a few mates playing for Celtic youth teams.....

Do you know Carlo?

Quinty wrote:

> You won't make it.

Thanks. You have really given me confindence.

Azul wrote:
> Colourless wrote:
> terry henry.
>
> Everytime that's used, I imagine some fat, bald geordie bloke.

Oh he is really.

Its magic what cameras and air brushing can do for you these days....

If you want real proof then I must ask you something. Do any of you guys live in Hamilton, Scotaland? If so, do you get the 'Hamilton Advertiser' newspaper? It has the top scorers and all of the Under 14's teams in Scotland this week. Plus, I am in a picture. Look out for Alan Skelton.