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The British government is shockingly underprepared for an attack by extraterrestrials, an ex-MoD man has claimed.
Nick Pope, a career civil servant who spent four years heading up the MoD's research into UFO sightings, is concerned that credible evidence of an alien threat is being ignored and that Britain is "wide open" to attack.
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I don't know about you guys but I'm ready! I'll lock my basement, aliens seem to love basements and hide and wait in my attic.
In a recent new Simpsons episode (a Halloween one), Marge suggested stripping off naked and pretending to be an animal, as aliens seem to only come after humans.
Nick Pope, a career civil servant who spent four years heading up the MoD's research into UFO sightings, is concerned that credible evidence of an alien threat is being ignored and that Britain is "wide open" to attack.
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I don't know about you guys but I'm ready! I'll lock my basement, aliens seem to love basements and hide and wait in my attic.
In a recent new Simpsons episode (a Halloween one), Marge suggested stripping off naked and pretending to be an animal, as aliens seem to only come after humans.
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Hahaha, my plan to make you all fall for my human like thoughts is working.
*Evil grin*
*Evil grin*
I don't like to think of myself as an alien, more like a seeker of the planet monteria.
Being an alien myself, I can discount that as a possibility. We will, however, invade as soon as that lunatic Bush takes his finger off the nuclear missile launch button.
Lies, all lies. Blatant, outright lies, and this thread no longer has either meaning, nor a place in the 'intelligent discussion' forum.
Lies, all lies. Blatant, outright lies, and this thread no longer has either meaning, nor a place in the 'intelligent discussion' forum.
It's pretty obvious that Sunflower's really an alien who's trying to induce panic among the rest of us.
Garin wrote:
> This may or may not be made up. I may or may not be a
> government operative trying to leave false trails of
> information.
Ah ha! *Points finger at Garin*
It's you who has been sent from the agency to find out who I've been telling about the information given to me by agent 000728 aka Bob.
> This may or may not be made up. I may or may not be a
> government operative trying to leave false trails of
> information.
Ah ha! *Points finger at Garin*
It's you who has been sent from the agency to find out who I've been telling about the information given to me by agent 000728 aka Bob.
Sunflower wrote:
> If I was a member of the boiological research lab, and had
> access to their files, than I'd show you a picture of the
> unknown DNA found in ALL blood tests of persons
> born after December 1983, but umfortunately I'm not, and I'm
> also not allowed to say where I get this information.
Silly. Everybody knows that people born after September 1983 are victims of a secret government conspiracy intended to dupe them into believing that aliens visit earth. Select members of the population are kidnapped and then brainwashed into believing they've seen aliens. And how do I know about it? I was born in the 70s and thus havent been subjected to this brainwashing so its obvious to me.
This may or may not be made up. I may or may not be a government operative trying to leave false trails of information.
> If I was a member of the boiological research lab, and had
> access to their files, than I'd show you a picture of the
> unknown DNA found in ALL blood tests of persons
> born after December 1983, but umfortunately I'm not, and I'm
> also not allowed to say where I get this information.
Silly. Everybody knows that people born after September 1983 are victims of a secret government conspiracy intended to dupe them into believing that aliens visit earth. Select members of the population are kidnapped and then brainwashed into believing they've seen aliens. And how do I know about it? I was born in the 70s and thus havent been subjected to this brainwashing so its obvious to me.
This may or may not be made up. I may or may not be a government operative trying to leave false trails of information.
Everpain wrote:
> lol
At me? Why?
> lol
At me? Why?
lol
Can I also say that everything saidby me in this thread is made up and does not actually mean anything apart from what my thoughts are.
I took it a bit far in the last post, and I've just realised that it's not true
I took it a bit far in the last post, and I've just realised that it's not true
Garin wrote:
> I said theres little evidence that the universe is teeming with
> life as something like Star Trek depicts. If you think there is
> alot of evidence to suggest there is, feel free to present it.
> ;)
If I was a member of the boiological research lab, and had access to their files, than I'd show you a picture of the unknown DNA found in ALL blood tests of persons born after December 1983, but umfortunately I'm not, and I'm also not allowed to say where I get this information.
> I said theres little evidence that the universe is teeming with
> life as something like Star Trek depicts. If you think there is
> alot of evidence to suggest there is, feel free to present it.
> ;)
If I was a member of the boiological research lab, and had access to their files, than I'd show you a picture of the unknown DNA found in ALL blood tests of persons born after December 1983, but umfortunately I'm not, and I'm also not allowed to say where I get this information.
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