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A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The first blonde answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"
The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture shows his profile."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second blonde and asks her, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The second blonde giggles, flips her hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"
The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?!? Of course only one eye and one ear are SHOWING because it's a picture of his profile!! Is that the best answer you can come up with?
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third blonde and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" He quickly adds" . . . think hard before giving me a stupid answer."
The blonde looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "Hmmmm . . . the suspect wears contact lenses."
The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not. "Well, that's an interesting answer . . . wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that."
He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face. "Wow! I can't believe it...it's TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"
"That's easy," the blonde replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear.
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The first blonde answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"
The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture shows his profile."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second blonde and asks her, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The second blonde giggles, flips her hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"
The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?!? Of course only one eye and one ear are SHOWING because it's a picture of his profile!! Is that the best answer you can come up with?
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third blonde and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" He quickly adds" . . . think hard before giving me a stupid answer."
The blonde looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "Hmmmm . . . the suspect wears contact lenses."
The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not. "Well, that's an interesting answer . . . wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that."
He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face. "Wow! I can't believe it...it's TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"
"That's easy," the blonde replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear.
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Dakarus Joe wrote:
> 3 blondes were driving to Disney Land when they got to a crossroads.
> There was I sign saying "Paris Right" and "Disney Land
> Left" so they went home.
That took me a while to find out but It is very funny.
> 3 blondes were driving to Disney Land when they got to a crossroads.
> There was I sign saying "Paris Right" and "Disney Land
> Left" so they went home.
That took me a while to find out but It is very funny.
3 blondes were driving to Disney Land when they got to a crossroads. There was I sign saying "Paris Right" and "Disney Land Left" so they went home.
Why did the blonde have bruises around her belly-button?
Her boyfriend was blonde, too.
Her boyfriend was blonde, too.
What's the easiest way to tell a true blonde? The impression of a belt buckle on their forehead.
mine is still the best
come on ur not tryin hard enough
come on ur not tryin hard enough
Your definition of clever needs some revision.
Roar. And stuff.
Silvertongueddevil wrote:
> Three blondes walk into a bar - you'd think one of them would have
> seen it.
Damn, you beat me to it.
GRR.
> Three blondes walk into a bar - you'd think one of them would have
> seen it.
Damn, you beat me to it.
GRR.
Silvertongueddevil wrote:
> Three blondes walk into a bar - you'd think one of them would have
> seen it.
I was about to say that.
> Three blondes walk into a bar - you'd think one of them would have
> seen it.
I was about to say that.
Three blondes walk into a bar - you'd think one of them would have seen it.
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