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A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The first blonde answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"
The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture shows his profile."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second blonde and asks her, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The second blonde giggles, flips her hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"
The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?!? Of course only one eye and one ear are SHOWING because it's a picture of his profile!! Is that the best answer you can come up with?
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third blonde and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" He quickly adds" . . . think hard before giving me a stupid answer."
The blonde looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "Hmmmm . . . the suspect wears contact lenses."
The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not. "Well, that's an interesting answer . . . wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that."
He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face. "Wow! I can't believe it...it's TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"
"That's easy," the blonde replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear.
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The first blonde answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"
The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture shows his profile."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second blonde and asks her, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The second blonde giggles, flips her hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"
The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?!? Of course only one eye and one ear are SHOWING because it's a picture of his profile!! Is that the best answer you can come up with?
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third blonde and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" He quickly adds" . . . think hard before giving me a stupid answer."
The blonde looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "Hmmmm . . . the suspect wears contact lenses."
The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not. "Well, that's an interesting answer . . . wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that."
He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face. "Wow! I can't believe it...it's TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"
"That's easy," the blonde replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear.
**** ha this is great tell me ur fave jokes
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Squall wrote:
> i will call it quits if you do?
Would you stop (or at least curb) your posting of this stuff then? These forums have suffered enough already :D
> i will call it quits if you do?
Would you stop (or at least curb) your posting of this stuff then? These forums have suffered enough already :D
i will call it quits if you do?
How did the blonde die while drinking milk?
The cow sat down
The cow sat down
See, this is where your problem lies. You contribute to crap like this and obviously find it funny.
Oh, and you're no longer the person I have a problem with, I forgot Slicey-boy - he's even worse than you for copy-pasting this arsecrust :D
Oh, and you're no longer the person I have a problem with, I forgot Slicey-boy - he's even worse than you for copy-pasting this arsecrust :D
What goes blonde, brown,blonde, brown?
A blonde doing cartwheels
A blonde doing cartwheels
A blonde orered a pizza
and the cook asked if he
should cut it in six or
twelve pieces.
"Six,please.I could never
eat twelve pieces"
and the cook asked if he
should cut it in six or
twelve pieces.
"Six,please.I could never
eat twelve pieces"
9 blonde inventions:
1)waterproof towel
2)solar powered torch
3)a book on how to read
4)inflatable dartboard
5)a dictionary index
6)ejector seat in a helicopter
7)powdered water
8)pedal-powered wheel chair
9)water proof tea-bag
1)waterproof towel
2)solar powered torch
3)a book on how to read
4)inflatable dartboard
5)a dictionary index
6)ejector seat in a helicopter
7)powdered water
8)pedal-powered wheel chair
9)water proof tea-bag
what's a breathalyzer ?
ha ha ha `
slice wrote:
> There were two blondes, and they had just came from a store.
> The blonde that owned the mustang had locked her keys in the
> car. She was trying to pick the lock when she stoped to rest
> for a second.
>
> When she sat down, her friend said, "Hurry up, it's starting
> to rain and the top's down!"
That's a brilliant joke. The best one yet! ;-)
> There were two blondes, and they had just came from a store.
> The blonde that owned the mustang had locked her keys in the
> car. She was trying to pick the lock when she stoped to rest
> for a second.
>
> When she sat down, her friend said, "Hurry up, it's starting
> to rain and the top's down!"
That's a brilliant joke. The best one yet! ;-)
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