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"Finally a clever BLONDE joke"

A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"

The first blonde answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"

The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture shows his profile."

Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second blonde and asks her, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"

The second blonde giggles, flips her hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"

The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?!? Of course only one eye and one ear are SHOWING because it's a picture of his profile!! Is that the best answer you can come up with?

Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third blonde and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" He quickly adds" . . . think hard before giving me a stupid answer."

The blonde looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "Hmmmm . . . the suspect wears contact lenses."

The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not. "Well, that's an interesting answer . . . wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that."

He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face. "Wow! I can't believe it...it's TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"

"That's easy," the blonde replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear.


**** ha this is great tell me ur fave jokes

Ha.
Morbo wins.

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket, and he opened his trench coat and flashed her.

Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub."

I liked that Bishy

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A boy walks into a shop and asks for a bottle of milk! The man behind the counter says we dont sell milk her! Oh ok so the boys goes away and comes back the next day! He asks Can I have a bottle of milk plz? No we don't sell milk here! Wait a minute I told u yesterday if u come back 2morow asin for milk I'll nali you'r feet to the floor. So the next day the boy returns and asks Can I plz but a boxof nail? No we dont sell nails here! Ok then I'll have a bottle of milk!

i'll stop aswell

Azul wrote:
> »§ilver §hadøw« wrote:
> I'll stop giving you stick now. I can't be arsed.
>
> I'm disappointed. You were showing promise.

Heh, don't want to get banned straight away now, do i? ;D

»§ilver §hadøw« wrote:
> I'll stop giving you stick now. I can't be arsed.

I'm disappointed. You were showing promise.

Squall wrote:
> why do you read the threads if you dont like them/

I don't know sonny, I just don't know.

I'll stop giving you stick now. I can't be arsed.

hey, im not posting any new threads.
im just posting on somebody elses thread.
this thread is about blonde jokes and i
had a few so i posted them.
why do you read the threads if you dont like them/