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Mon 12/04/04 at 20:20
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A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he
stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint.

The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe, my friend, Think
about what you're doing to yourself! Come with me running
through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!"
The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and
goes off running with the rabbit.

Then they come across an elephant doing coke. So the rabbit
again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think
about what you're doing to yourself! Come running with us
through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!"
The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all,
then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.

The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up.
"Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about what you're
doing to yourself! Come running with us through the sunny
forest, you will feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts
down his needle, and starts to beat the crap out of the little
rabbit.

The giraffe and elephant watch in horror, then finally obtain
the presence of mind to pull the lion off the rabbit. "Lion,"
they reprimand, "why did you do this? He was merely trying to
help us all!"

The lion answers, "That little fag has me running around
the forest like an idiot for hours every time he's on ecstasy!"
Mon 12/04/04 at 20:31
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"Which one's pink?"
Posts: 12,152
Note to self - Due to the reoccuring animal comments involving sexual activities, Parr is into bestiality. Keep well clear.
Mon 12/04/04 at 20:31
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Told you animals made him hard
Mon 12/04/04 at 20:30
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Posts: 2,849
Presidenté Nash wrote:
> It's like reading the writing equivalent of my own death, only twice
> as painful.

You mean hard for you, but enjoyable for the rest of us to read?
Mon 12/04/04 at 20:29
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Note to self - Nash sucks Horses
Mon 12/04/04 at 20:29
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"Teal'c"
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It's like reading the writing equivalent of my own death, only twice as painful.
Mon 12/04/04 at 20:29
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Note to self - Azul bums deer
Mon 12/04/04 at 20:28
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"Which one's pink?"
Posts: 12,152
Utter balls, and totally predcitable.

Verdict: The AIDS epidemic in Africa is funnier.
Mon 12/04/04 at 20:25
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phi11ip wrote:
> Heard better, didn't make me laugh.

It takes alot to make people laugh who actually enjoy spending time with animals ;)
Mon 12/04/04 at 20:23
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"Chavez, just hush.."
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Heard better, didn't make me laugh.
Mon 12/04/04 at 20:20
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Posts: 3,863
A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he
stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint.

The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe, my friend, Think
about what you're doing to yourself! Come with me running
through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!"
The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and
goes off running with the rabbit.

Then they come across an elephant doing coke. So the rabbit
again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think
about what you're doing to yourself! Come running with us
through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!"
The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all,
then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.

The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up.
"Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about what you're
doing to yourself! Come running with us through the sunny
forest, you will feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts
down his needle, and starts to beat the crap out of the little
rabbit.

The giraffe and elephant watch in horror, then finally obtain
the presence of mind to pull the lion off the rabbit. "Lion,"
they reprimand, "why did you do this? He was merely trying to
help us all!"

The lion answers, "That little fag has me running around
the forest like an idiot for hours every time he's on ecstasy!"

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