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"A little joke for you all!"

A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he
stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint.

The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe, my friend, Think
about what you're doing to yourself! Come with me running
through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!"
The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and
goes off running with the rabbit.

Then they come across an elephant doing coke. So the rabbit
again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think
about what you're doing to yourself! Come running with us
through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!"
The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all,
then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.

The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up.
"Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about what you're
doing to yourself! Come running with us through the sunny
forest, you will feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts
down his needle, and starts to beat the crap out of the little
rabbit.

The giraffe and elephant watch in horror, then finally obtain
the presence of mind to pull the lion off the rabbit. "Lion,"
they reprimand, "why did you do this? He was merely trying to
help us all!"

The lion answers, "That little fag has me running around
the forest like an idiot for hours every time he's on ecstasy!"

Parr wrote:
> How does Azul practice safe sex?
>
> He paints "X"'s on the back of the animals that kick

AHAH!
HA!
HA!
HAAA!

Good. English_Bloke like very much.

Parr wrote:
> How does Azul practice safe sex?
>
> He paints "X"'s on the back of the animals that kick

Now that made me laugh!

Meh.

I liked the joke!

Parr wrote:
> Note to self - Azul bums deer
*****

That made me laugh a bit.


Presidenté Nash wrote:
> It's like reading the writing equivalent of my own death, only twice as painful.
*****

That made me laugh a lot.

Azul wrote:
>omg im suing u 3 defamation

Excellent

Parr wrote:
> How does Azul practice safe sex?
>
> He paints "X"'s on the back of the animals that kick

omg im suing u 3 defamation

Here's a joke for y'all;


On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee whereupon the parrot squawks, 'And get me a coke, you cow!'

The stewardess, flustered, brings back coke for the parrot and forgets the coffee. When this omission is pointed out to her, the parrot drains its glass and bawls 'And get me another coke dogface!'

Quite upset, the girl comes back shaking with another coke but still no coffee. Unaccustomed to such slackness the man tries the parrot's approach. 'I've asked you twice for a coffee! Go and get it now you old goat!'

The next moment both he and the parrot have been wrenched up and thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly stewards.

Plunging downwards the parrot turns to him and says, 'For someone who can't fly, you've got guts!'

How does Azul practice safe sex?

He paints "X"'s on the back of the animals that kick

Icaruss wrote:
> Presidenté Nash wrote:
> It's like reading the writing equivalent of my own death, only twice
> as painful.
>
> You mean hard for you, but enjoyable for the rest of us to read?

I suppose this is true.