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A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he
stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint.
The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe, my friend, Think
about what you're doing to yourself! Come with me running
through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!"
The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and
goes off running with the rabbit.
Then they come across an elephant doing coke. So the rabbit
again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think
about what you're doing to yourself! Come running with us
through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!"
The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all,
then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.
The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up.
"Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about what you're
doing to yourself! Come running with us through the sunny
forest, you will feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts
down his needle, and starts to beat the crap out of the little
rabbit.
The giraffe and elephant watch in horror, then finally obtain
the presence of mind to pull the lion off the rabbit. "Lion,"
they reprimand, "why did you do this? He was merely trying to
help us all!"
The lion answers, "That little fag has me running around
the forest like an idiot for hours every time he's on ecstasy!"
stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint.
The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe, my friend, Think
about what you're doing to yourself! Come with me running
through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!"
The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and
goes off running with the rabbit.
Then they come across an elephant doing coke. So the rabbit
again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think
about what you're doing to yourself! Come running with us
through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!"
The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all,
then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.
The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up.
"Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about what you're
doing to yourself! Come running with us through the sunny
forest, you will feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts
down his needle, and starts to beat the crap out of the little
rabbit.
The giraffe and elephant watch in horror, then finally obtain
the presence of mind to pull the lion off the rabbit. "Lion,"
they reprimand, "why did you do this? He was merely trying to
help us all!"
The lion answers, "That little fag has me running around
the forest like an idiot for hours every time he's on ecstasy!"
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Wow, the Chinese are popular today on this forum...
Flockhart wrote:
> Fantastic !
*strokes chin*
sarcasum or compliment??? i choose compliment. so thanks. :)
> Fantastic !
*strokes chin*
sarcasum or compliment??? i choose compliment. so thanks. :)
Fantastic !
here is my contibution:
A young man is wandering, lost, in a forest when he comes upon a small house. Knocking on the door he is greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long grey beard.
'"I'm lost," said the man.
"Can you put me up for the night?"
"Certainly",' the Chinese man said,
"but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man'".
"OK,", said the man, and entered the house.
Over dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young, beautiful and had a fantastic body. She was obviously attracted to the young man as she couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal. Remembering the old man's warning he ignored her and went up to bed alone. During the night he could bear it no longer and snuck into her room for a night of passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldn't hear and, near dawn, he crept back to his room, exhausted but happy.
He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on it that read:
"Chinese Torture 1....Large rock on chest.". Well, that's pretty crappy,' he thought. 'If that's the best the old man can do then I don't have much to worry about. He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw the boulder out. As he did so, he noticed another note on it that read:
"Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle." In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope that was already getting close to taut. Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration he, jumped out of the window after the boulder. As he plummeted towards the ground he saw a large sign on the ground that read,
"Chinese Torture 3....Right testicle tied to bed post."
A young man is wandering, lost, in a forest when he comes upon a small house. Knocking on the door he is greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long grey beard.
'"I'm lost," said the man.
"Can you put me up for the night?"
"Certainly",' the Chinese man said,
"but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man'".
"OK,", said the man, and entered the house.
Over dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young, beautiful and had a fantastic body. She was obviously attracted to the young man as she couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal. Remembering the old man's warning he ignored her and went up to bed alone. During the night he could bear it no longer and snuck into her room for a night of passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldn't hear and, near dawn, he crept back to his room, exhausted but happy.
He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on it that read:
"Chinese Torture 1....Large rock on chest.". Well, that's pretty crappy,' he thought. 'If that's the best the old man can do then I don't have much to worry about. He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw the boulder out. As he did so, he noticed another note on it that read:
"Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle." In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope that was already getting close to taut. Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration he, jumped out of the window after the boulder. As he plummeted towards the ground he saw a large sign on the ground that read,
"Chinese Torture 3....Right testicle tied to bed post."
H²O wrote:
> Neither is gay porn directing.
It's got too many bad points(innuenedo)
Seriously not even lesbian stuff ?
> Neither is gay porn directing.
It's got too many bad points(innuenedo)
Seriously not even lesbian stuff ?
H²O wrote:
> Neither is gay porn directing.
You've been drinking?
Either that or you're always this rubbish.
> Neither is gay porn directing.
You've been drinking?
Either that or you're always this rubbish.
Neither is gay porn directing.
Mining isn't the best profession to go into.
A minor all the way man
Note to self - B flat
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