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A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he
stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint.
The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe, my friend, Think
about what you're doing to yourself! Come with me running
through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!"
The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and
goes off running with the rabbit.
Then they come across an elephant doing coke. So the rabbit
again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think
about what you're doing to yourself! Come running with us
through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!"
The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all,
then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.
The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up.
"Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about what you're
doing to yourself! Come running with us through the sunny
forest, you will feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts
down his needle, and starts to beat the crap out of the little
rabbit.
The giraffe and elephant watch in horror, then finally obtain
the presence of mind to pull the lion off the rabbit. "Lion,"
they reprimand, "why did you do this? He was merely trying to
help us all!"
The lion answers, "That little fag has me running around
the forest like an idiot for hours every time he's on ecstasy!"
stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint.
The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe, my friend, Think
about what you're doing to yourself! Come with me running
through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!"
The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and
goes off running with the rabbit.
Then they come across an elephant doing coke. So the rabbit
again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think
about what you're doing to yourself! Come running with us
through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!"
The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all,
then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.
The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up.
"Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about what you're
doing to yourself! Come running with us through the sunny
forest, you will feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts
down his needle, and starts to beat the crap out of the little
rabbit.
The giraffe and elephant watch in horror, then finally obtain
the presence of mind to pull the lion off the rabbit. "Lion,"
they reprimand, "why did you do this? He was merely trying to
help us all!"
The lion answers, "That little fag has me running around
the forest like an idiot for hours every time he's on ecstasy!"
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How do you sell a deaf man a rabbit?
"DO YOU WANNA BUY A RABBIT?!?"
"DO YOU WANNA BUY A RABBIT?!?"
Or you could just comit suicide with a blunt egg
another poor joke would be this one.
"Want a hear a joke?"
(friend would say yes)
than tell them "you're the joke"
"Want a hear a joke?"
(friend would say yes)
than tell them "you're the joke"
Why are you called jim-hat.. because top-hat was taken!
Why do you suck?
Because you are an idiot.
Because you are an idiot.
Because they are in a forest, why are you on an internet forum.. because you suck!
Maybe he couldn't spell badger?
Why is there a giraffe, elephant and lion in a forest?
That is some gentle comedy
Blank wrote:
> Note to self - B flat
*****
Hahahahahaha!
> Note to self - B flat
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Hahahahahaha!
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