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Or God for that matter. He made us in His image and the earliest Humans were from Asia, so they must have been yellow/brown/whatever skinned. Yet, every Bible printed, every religious image in the Western world shows him as a white man. Why is that? Do you think it could be some subtle form of manipulation for us Honkys? The whole region of Bethlehem, Jerusalem, etc., is in the Middle East area, and I don't see no white folk about. Could it be that the Bible my old school gave me and forced me to learn from was lying to me?
My personal favourite theory, that explains everything about the man called Jesus, is that he was a time-traveller. Think about it. Some mystical bloke, giving it all "that" with extra sass - I'd be pretty lairy if I'd just time-travelled. Healing the sick with modern and future medicine. And he's white. The first time-traveller (if the End of Days hasn't come like you're cheerily predicting) will probably be some white-bred American bloke, so he'll be well-versed in the Bible. It's a good theory, don't knock it. Expect to see the film. Soon. Starring Mark Wahlberg as Jesus. And William Shatner as God. Probably.
My personal favourite theory, that explains everything about the man called Jesus, is that he was a time-traveller. Think about it. Some mystical bloke, giving it all "that" with extra sass - I'd be pretty lairy if I'd just time-travelled. Healing the sick with modern and future medicine. And he's white. The first time-traveller (if the End of Days hasn't come like you're cheerily predicting) will probably be some white-bred American bloke, so he'll be well-versed in the Bible. It's a good theory, don't knock it. Expect to see the film. Soon. Starring Mark Wahlberg as Jesus. And William Shatner as God. Probably.
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Jesus was Jewish. Start of a tongue-twister, I think.
RedSonic wrote:
> What if Jesus was female? In this age of political-correctness, why
> shouldn't Jesus be a girl??
I'm not going to answer any more blasphemous questions, Jesus was Jewish, tanned in colour and was male, 33 at death.
> What if Jesus was female? In this age of political-correctness, why
> shouldn't Jesus be a girl??
I'm not going to answer any more blasphemous questions, Jesus was Jewish, tanned in colour and was male, 33 at death.
What if Jesus was female? In this age of political-correctness, why shouldn't Jesus be a girl??
Rosalind, Jesus would have been tanned, He was Jewish, all His apostles were Jewish, most of His disciples were Jewish, Luke was a Gentile and Simon probably Black though. So Jesus mixed with different races.
Simon Says wrote:
> Rosalind wrote:
> Simon Says wrote:
> Some Stuff
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> I bought you the tackyist birthday present EVER.
>
> really? is it super glue? that stuff is way tacky
Very funny.
It's soooo much better/worse* than that.
*delete as appropriate
> Rosalind wrote:
> Simon Says wrote:
> Some Stuff
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> I bought you the tackyist birthday present EVER.
>
> really? is it super glue? that stuff is way tacky
Very funny.
It's soooo much better/worse* than that.
*delete as appropriate
no...
yeah, i forgot.
RedSonic wrote:
> oh.
Did you know that?
> oh.
Did you know that?
RedSonic wrote:
> I think of Him, sorry.
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> I think of Him, sorry.
You can edit the posts now.
oh.
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