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Or God for that matter. He made us in His image and the earliest Humans were from Asia, so they must have been yellow/brown/whatever skinned. Yet, every Bible printed, every religious image in the Western world shows him as a white man. Why is that? Do you think it could be some subtle form of manipulation for us Honkys? The whole region of Bethlehem, Jerusalem, etc., is in the Middle East area, and I don't see no white folk about. Could it be that the Bible my old school gave me and forced me to learn from was lying to me?
My personal favourite theory, that explains everything about the man called Jesus, is that he was a time-traveller. Think about it. Some mystical bloke, giving it all "that" with extra sass - I'd be pretty lairy if I'd just time-travelled. Healing the sick with modern and future medicine. And he's white. The first time-traveller (if the End of Days hasn't come like you're cheerily predicting) will probably be some white-bred American bloke, so he'll be well-versed in the Bible. It's a good theory, don't knock it. Expect to see the film. Soon. Starring Mark Wahlberg as Jesus. And William Shatner as God. Probably.
My personal favourite theory, that explains everything about the man called Jesus, is that he was a time-traveller. Think about it. Some mystical bloke, giving it all "that" with extra sass - I'd be pretty lairy if I'd just time-travelled. Healing the sick with modern and future medicine. And he's white. The first time-traveller (if the End of Days hasn't come like you're cheerily predicting) will probably be some white-bred American bloke, so he'll be well-versed in the Bible. It's a good theory, don't knock it. Expect to see the film. Soon. Starring Mark Wahlberg as Jesus. And William Shatner as God. Probably.
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monkey_man wrote:
> Paradox: wrote:
> ginger
>
> = evil.
Bald people are evil, ginger people just go mad at 36
> Paradox: wrote:
> ginger
>
> = evil.
Bald people are evil, ginger people just go mad at 36
monkey_man wrote:
> No, you're right, he is a mong. But that's hardly God's fault. Oh
> wait, he created disabilities.
Who allowed sin into the world? Man.
> No, you're right, he is a mong. But that's hardly God's fault. Oh
> wait, he created disabilities.
Who allowed sin into the world? Man.
No, you're right, he is a mong. But that's hardly God's fault. Oh wait, he created disabilities.
monkey_man wrote:
> Yeah, thanks Jesus, thanks a bunch.
>
> You called Harry Potter a mong. Bwahahahaha.
Do you actually like Harry Potter?
> Yeah, thanks Jesus, thanks a bunch.
>
> You called Harry Potter a mong. Bwahahahaha.
Do you actually like Harry Potter?
Yeah, thanks Jesus, thanks a bunch.
You called Harry Potter a mong. Bwahahahaha.
You called Harry Potter a mong. Bwahahahaha.
monkey_man wrote:
> Forest Fan wrote:
> Do you know why Jesus died on the cross?
>
> Let me guess, for our sins? Or rather, for YOUR sins, because it
> isn't our belief. You b*stard, how could you sin like that, causing
> someone to die for you almost 2000 years before you were born!? What
> were you thinking?
>
> I once had a Landlord try to rent me a flat by saying his Wife had
> cancer. Same principle.
We all put Jesus on that cross, every one of us was responsible by sinning against God, by sin. We sinned and Jesus showed grace to die for sin. Amazing, isn't it?
> Forest Fan wrote:
> Do you know why Jesus died on the cross?
>
> Let me guess, for our sins? Or rather, for YOUR sins, because it
> isn't our belief. You b*stard, how could you sin like that, causing
> someone to die for you almost 2000 years before you were born!? What
> were you thinking?
>
> I once had a Landlord try to rent me a flat by saying his Wife had
> cancer. Same principle.
We all put Jesus on that cross, every one of us was responsible by sinning against God, by sin. We sinned and Jesus showed grace to die for sin. Amazing, isn't it?
monkey_man wrote:
> Again, you're quoting from a site that targets the Harry Potter films
> as Satanic. Therefore you are a mong.
Harry Potter is.
> Again, you're quoting from a site that targets the Harry Potter films
> as Satanic. Therefore you are a mong.
Harry Potter is.
Paradox: wrote:
> ginger
= evil.
> ginger
= evil.
Forest Fan wrote:
> Do you know why Jesus died on the cross?
Let me guess, for our sins? Or rather, for YOUR sins, because it isn't our belief. You b*stard, how could you sin like that, causing someone to die for you almost 2000 years before you were born!? What were you thinking?
I once had a Landlord try to rent me a flat by saying his Wife had cancer. Same principle.
> Do you know why Jesus died on the cross?
Let me guess, for our sins? Or rather, for YOUR sins, because it isn't our belief. You b*stard, how could you sin like that, causing someone to die for you almost 2000 years before you were born!? What were you thinking?
I once had a Landlord try to rent me a flat by saying his Wife had cancer. Same principle.
monkey_man wrote:
> Not one rational minded poster here is trying to convert FF from
> Christianity - that's an absurd suggestion. The whole point to our
> non-Christian existance is acceptance, tolerance and respect for
> other people, regardless of their personal faiths. But all that
> respect falls away when they try to force their beliefs on you, which
> is exactly what FF is doing. He can't get it into his tiny mind that
> there is another way outside of his religion, and the worst thing to
> him is that we seem to be enjoying ourselves.
Like I have said time and time before, the Bible is a factual book, written as fact and I will continue to quote from it as fact. I have a personal conviction that I know the Truth, why Jesus died on the cross and what the future holds for those saved and unsaved.
> Not one rational minded poster here is trying to convert FF from
> Christianity - that's an absurd suggestion. The whole point to our
> non-Christian existance is acceptance, tolerance and respect for
> other people, regardless of their personal faiths. But all that
> respect falls away when they try to force their beliefs on you, which
> is exactly what FF is doing. He can't get it into his tiny mind that
> there is another way outside of his religion, and the worst thing to
> him is that we seem to be enjoying ourselves.
Like I have said time and time before, the Bible is a factual book, written as fact and I will continue to quote from it as fact. I have a personal conviction that I know the Truth, why Jesus died on the cross and what the future holds for those saved and unsaved.
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