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When I got there we found Z but neither of us had seen Z before (Z was there with Y) and we had to just guess who Z was heh. I spotted Z pretty quickly but X and me stood about for a bit anyway because neither of us were sure it was Z heh. Anyway once there were 3 of us we went upstairs.
X bought the first round of drinks and I talked to Z for a wee bit while X was away. When X got back though it only took a few more minutes for Y to arrive and then the whole party was there. This is when the story gets interesting heh.
We got just a little bit pished in our first bar. I got 3…4 Smirnoff Ices an Orgasm and a something Lady...THEY'RE COCKTAILS! Well test tubes with mixed booze in them anyway.
After that we strolled down to another club but I am such a light weight I can't even remember the street we were on. This is where X commandeered my jacket. First I went to the toilet and when I came back there was a flask of Fanta and Vodka just lying there for us all and we got pished on that. Ok X maybe more because X was drinking straight out of the container with straws heh. Still, we all got 2 shots of…whatever in there too and got totally reeking by that point. That’s when it was off back to that first club again to see if it had livened up a bit. It was absolutely crammed though. Me, still looking longingly at X, went to look for seats while X got more drinks. I can’t remember what X got but I’m sure it was something nice.
X new quite a few people there though and helped me finish my job of finding a table. Not only that once we sat down, X asked if X could have a kiss!…well actually I can’t remember when exactly it was but I know it was in that club and I know X was bloody brilliant. I had never kissed X before but X was definitely great. After that I kept hugging X, kissing X and generally just going all over X though. I think that was a bit clingy but hey, I was drunk. Anyway we had lost Yand Z and now it was Xand my turn to fondle each other heh.
Anyway after that I don’t know why but we went down some street to behind a great big metal bin that was sitting on the road with two slanted walls just on two sides. This is when it gets a bit too errr explicit for the younger forum members though so I shall stop there. Sufficed to say I lived up to the name of the first cocktail but didn't lose my virginity. More fondling than anything else. Still was a great night out, totally worth a few stomach pains the next day and I can't wait to do it again...too bad X has a boyfriend.
Anyway yeh, fun for all the family and was definitely a great first experience out clubbing...and I think you can guess what those other great first experiences were *whistles and looks smug* Right I'm off to get something to eat. The stomach pains woke me up early and I need to get rid of them.
> Well I had my my trousers just unzipped which doesn't expose too much
> but when she was all fondling the derrier (love that word now) her
> hands kept pulling them down further and further. Now I think about
> it though if anyone did see it it wouldn't make much difference if I
> had my trousers all the way down or not heh.
You said earlier you were too "pished" to remember where you were, yet suddenly you can remember every little detail.
> Let's just hope she doesn't come..*ahem*..across this forum eh?
Lol it's a safe bet X will never see this...X gets to read the Diary version if they really want heh:P
>I was just standing there
No wonder you were out there for ages then
Cub!st started getting scared:
>and was fondling my errr, derrier. That was
> different
But you let her have oral sex, surely a step further than any fondling
Cub!st confuses matters slightly:
>and if it was up to X I would have my Trousers down by my ankles lol
So you had oral sex with your trousers fully hitched up. X has one hell of a tongue.
> Cub!st wrote:
> X is 21 and I didn't use protection. However the way I understand it
> oral sex is like the least risky of them all
>
> Cub!st also wrote:
> >More fondling than anything else
>
> Cub!st complicates matters with:
> >f you say so, I was more concerned with where X's hands were
> going than figuring out whether I was in a street or an alley
>
> So which was it? They all sort of contradtict each other.
Not particulary when you consider how long I was out there. In the bar it was getting off, then we went outside and we started to get off and it was a lot of foreplay and fondling for a while and then to finish it off we had oral sex although you really don't need your hands for that so they were still fondling to their little hearts content. That's why I said it was more fondling than anything else, there was one point when I was concerned where X's hands where going to heh. I was just standing there when X slowly slipped them down my back, into my trousers and was fondling my errr, derrier. That was different I thought especially since we were out in public and if it was up to X I would have my Trousers down by my ankles lol.
> X is 21 and I didn't use protection. However the way I understand it
> oral sex is like the least risky of them all
Cub!st also wrote:
>More fondling than anything else
Cub!st complicates matters with:
>f you say so, I was more concerned with where X's hands were going than figuring out whether I was in a street or an alley
So which was it? They all sort of contradtict each other.
> Cub!st wrote:
> It wasn't though it had a field to the right
>
> Then its called a street, not an alley
If you say so, I was more concerned with where X's hands were going than figuring out whether I was in a street or an alley.
> It wasn't though it had a field to the right
Then its called a street, not an alley