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HAH! I’m alive :P And I only have a mild hangover, no headache just stomach cramps. Last night was sooo worth it. X is absolutely fantastic and X's mates Y and Z are both great too. The night started off with me in a dark alley of all places lol. I went to meet X outside the employee exit and from there we walked to some club X knew. The walk was good even if I was a bit quiet we still found stuff to talk about.
When I got there we found Z but neither of us had seen Z before (Z was there with Y) and we had to just guess who Z was heh. I spotted Z pretty quickly but X and me stood about for a bit anyway because neither of us were sure it was Z heh. Anyway once there were 3 of us we went upstairs.
X bought the first round of drinks and I talked to Z for a wee bit while X was away. When X got back though it only took a few more minutes for Y to arrive and then the whole party was there. This is when the story gets interesting heh.
We got just a little bit pished in our first bar. I got 3…4 Smirnoff Ices an Orgasm and a something Lady...THEY'RE COCKTAILS! Well test tubes with mixed booze in them anyway.
After that we strolled down to another club but I am such a light weight I can't even remember the street we were on. This is where X commandeered my jacket. First I went to the toilet and when I came back there was a flask of Fanta and Vodka just lying there for us all and we got pished on that. Ok X maybe more because X was drinking straight out of the container with straws heh. Still, we all got 2 shots of…whatever in there too and got totally reeking by that point. That’s when it was off back to that first club again to see if it had livened up a bit. It was absolutely crammed though. Me, still looking longingly at X, went to look for seats while X got more drinks. I can’t remember what X got but I’m sure it was something nice.
X new quite a few people there though and helped me finish my job of finding a table. Not only that once we sat down, X asked if X could have a kiss!…well actually I can’t remember when exactly it was but I know it was in that club and I know X was bloody brilliant. I had never kissed X before but X was definitely great. After that I kept hugging X, kissing X and generally just going all over X though. I think that was a bit clingy but hey, I was drunk. Anyway we had lost Yand Z and now it was Xand my turn to fondle each other heh.
Anyway after that I don’t know why but we went down some street to behind a great big metal bin that was sitting on the road with two slanted walls just on two sides. This is when it gets a bit too errr explicit for the younger forum members though so I shall stop there. Sufficed to say I lived up to the name of the first cocktail but didn't lose my virginity. More fondling than anything else. Still was a great night out, totally worth a few stomach pains the next day and I can't wait to do it again...too bad X has a boyfriend.
Anyway yeh, fun for all the family and was definitely a great first experience out clubbing...and I think you can guess what those other great first experiences were *whistles and looks smug* Right I'm off to get something to eat. The stomach pains woke me up early and I need to get rid of them.
When I got there we found Z but neither of us had seen Z before (Z was there with Y) and we had to just guess who Z was heh. I spotted Z pretty quickly but X and me stood about for a bit anyway because neither of us were sure it was Z heh. Anyway once there were 3 of us we went upstairs.
X bought the first round of drinks and I talked to Z for a wee bit while X was away. When X got back though it only took a few more minutes for Y to arrive and then the whole party was there. This is when the story gets interesting heh.
We got just a little bit pished in our first bar. I got 3…4 Smirnoff Ices an Orgasm and a something Lady...THEY'RE COCKTAILS! Well test tubes with mixed booze in them anyway.
After that we strolled down to another club but I am such a light weight I can't even remember the street we were on. This is where X commandeered my jacket. First I went to the toilet and when I came back there was a flask of Fanta and Vodka just lying there for us all and we got pished on that. Ok X maybe more because X was drinking straight out of the container with straws heh. Still, we all got 2 shots of…whatever in there too and got totally reeking by that point. That’s when it was off back to that first club again to see if it had livened up a bit. It was absolutely crammed though. Me, still looking longingly at X, went to look for seats while X got more drinks. I can’t remember what X got but I’m sure it was something nice.
X new quite a few people there though and helped me finish my job of finding a table. Not only that once we sat down, X asked if X could have a kiss!…well actually I can’t remember when exactly it was but I know it was in that club and I know X was bloody brilliant. I had never kissed X before but X was definitely great. After that I kept hugging X, kissing X and generally just going all over X though. I think that was a bit clingy but hey, I was drunk. Anyway we had lost Yand Z and now it was Xand my turn to fondle each other heh.
Anyway after that I don’t know why but we went down some street to behind a great big metal bin that was sitting on the road with two slanted walls just on two sides. This is when it gets a bit too errr explicit for the younger forum members though so I shall stop there. Sufficed to say I lived up to the name of the first cocktail but didn't lose my virginity. More fondling than anything else. Still was a great night out, totally worth a few stomach pains the next day and I can't wait to do it again...too bad X has a boyfriend.
Anyway yeh, fun for all the family and was definitely a great first experience out clubbing...and I think you can guess what those other great first experiences were *whistles and looks smug* Right I'm off to get something to eat. The stomach pains woke me up early and I need to get rid of them.
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did she know you are 16??
My friend caught Herpes from oral sex!
My friend caught Herpes from oral sex!
X is 21 and I didn't use protection. However the way I understand it oral sex is like the least risky of them all and X seemed clean. Both flimsy excuses but I'm sure I'll be fine heh.
Aww...you lot are so mean. He's all excited about his fist love with this 'classy' bird!
Cubist..Wow, this girl? So she cheats on her boyfriend with you..and go behind the bins with her, does it not worry you what you might catch? I mean..(a) bins are dirty and (b) well she could have been with loads of other blokes!
How old is she?
Cubist..Wow, this girl? So she cheats on her boyfriend with you..and go behind the bins with her, does it not worry you what you might catch? I mean..(a) bins are dirty and (b) well she could have been with loads of other blokes!
How old is she?
English_Bloke wrote:
> Cub!st wrote:
> You should read the uncenssored version in my Journal
>
> Best. Sentence. Ever!
*****
In the history of time. EVER!
> Cub!st wrote:
> You should read the uncenssored version in my Journal
>
> Best. Sentence. Ever!
*****
In the history of time. EVER!
Lol you want to know the truth? That was my first time in a bar and a club. EVER last night. What kind of popular, sociable person would that apply to? Last night was an eye opener though. It's great to go out and meet new people.
Anyway yeh, I'm not sociable and I'm not popular. I just got lucky.
Anyway yeh, I'm not sociable and I'm not popular. I just got lucky.
I didn't say I wanted you to prove it.
It's the fact that you try and show yourself to be some kind of universally loved socialite that makes me laugh.
It's the fact that you try and show yourself to be some kind of universally loved socialite that makes me laugh.
English_Bloke wrote:
> Cub!st wrote:
> You should read the uncenssored version in my Journal
>
> Best. Sentence. Ever!
Yup, I'm dirty as you like it. As for you Azul, I can't prove it but frankly I don't have to. I'll just sit here smuggly. *is smug*
> Cub!st wrote:
> You should read the uncenssored version in my Journal
>
> Best. Sentence. Ever!
Yup, I'm dirty as you like it. As for you Azul, I can't prove it but frankly I don't have to. I'll just sit here smuggly. *is smug*
My point is that you seemt o continously try and prove yourself. I find it quite hilarious, in a sad and lonely sort of way.
Ach well.
Ach well.
Cub!st wrote:
> You should read the uncenssored version in my Journal
Best. Sentence. Ever!
> You should read the uncenssored version in my Journal
Best. Sentence. Ever!
Azul wrote:
> This thread has to go down as like the greatest ever.
> Or the most pathetic, whichever.
You should read the uncenssored version in my Journal. That's were this is derived from anyway. I just shortened it, took out some of my embarassing moments and so on to just leave the good bit with X.
No I will not stop referring to X as X.
> This thread has to go down as like the greatest ever.
> Or the most pathetic, whichever.
You should read the uncenssored version in my Journal. That's were this is derived from anyway. I just shortened it, took out some of my embarassing moments and so on to just leave the good bit with X.
No I will not stop referring to X as X.
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