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HAH! I’m alive :P And I only have a mild hangover, no headache just stomach cramps. Last night was sooo worth it. X is absolutely fantastic and X's mates Y and Z are both great too. The night started off with me in a dark alley of all places lol. I went to meet X outside the employee exit and from there we walked to some club X knew. The walk was good even if I was a bit quiet we still found stuff to talk about.
When I got there we found Z but neither of us had seen Z before (Z was there with Y) and we had to just guess who Z was heh. I spotted Z pretty quickly but X and me stood about for a bit anyway because neither of us were sure it was Z heh. Anyway once there were 3 of us we went upstairs.
X bought the first round of drinks and I talked to Z for a wee bit while X was away. When X got back though it only took a few more minutes for Y to arrive and then the whole party was there. This is when the story gets interesting heh.
We got just a little bit pished in our first bar. I got 3…4 Smirnoff Ices an Orgasm and a something Lady...THEY'RE COCKTAILS! Well test tubes with mixed booze in them anyway.
After that we strolled down to another club but I am such a light weight I can't even remember the street we were on. This is where X commandeered my jacket. First I went to the toilet and when I came back there was a flask of Fanta and Vodka just lying there for us all and we got pished on that. Ok X maybe more because X was drinking straight out of the container with straws heh. Still, we all got 2 shots of…whatever in there too and got totally reeking by that point. That’s when it was off back to that first club again to see if it had livened up a bit. It was absolutely crammed though. Me, still looking longingly at X, went to look for seats while X got more drinks. I can’t remember what X got but I’m sure it was something nice.
X new quite a few people there though and helped me finish my job of finding a table. Not only that once we sat down, X asked if X could have a kiss!…well actually I can’t remember when exactly it was but I know it was in that club and I know X was bloody brilliant. I had never kissed X before but X was definitely great. After that I kept hugging X, kissing X and generally just going all over X though. I think that was a bit clingy but hey, I was drunk. Anyway we had lost Yand Z and now it was Xand my turn to fondle each other heh.
Anyway after that I don’t know why but we went down some street to behind a great big metal bin that was sitting on the road with two slanted walls just on two sides. This is when it gets a bit too errr explicit for the younger forum members though so I shall stop there. Sufficed to say I lived up to the name of the first cocktail but didn't lose my virginity. More fondling than anything else. Still was a great night out, totally worth a few stomach pains the next day and I can't wait to do it again...too bad X has a boyfriend.
Anyway yeh, fun for all the family and was definitely a great first experience out clubbing...and I think you can guess what those other great first experiences were *whistles and looks smug* Right I'm off to get something to eat. The stomach pains woke me up early and I need to get rid of them.
When I got there we found Z but neither of us had seen Z before (Z was there with Y) and we had to just guess who Z was heh. I spotted Z pretty quickly but X and me stood about for a bit anyway because neither of us were sure it was Z heh. Anyway once there were 3 of us we went upstairs.
X bought the first round of drinks and I talked to Z for a wee bit while X was away. When X got back though it only took a few more minutes for Y to arrive and then the whole party was there. This is when the story gets interesting heh.
We got just a little bit pished in our first bar. I got 3…4 Smirnoff Ices an Orgasm and a something Lady...THEY'RE COCKTAILS! Well test tubes with mixed booze in them anyway.
After that we strolled down to another club but I am such a light weight I can't even remember the street we were on. This is where X commandeered my jacket. First I went to the toilet and when I came back there was a flask of Fanta and Vodka just lying there for us all and we got pished on that. Ok X maybe more because X was drinking straight out of the container with straws heh. Still, we all got 2 shots of…whatever in there too and got totally reeking by that point. That’s when it was off back to that first club again to see if it had livened up a bit. It was absolutely crammed though. Me, still looking longingly at X, went to look for seats while X got more drinks. I can’t remember what X got but I’m sure it was something nice.
X new quite a few people there though and helped me finish my job of finding a table. Not only that once we sat down, X asked if X could have a kiss!…well actually I can’t remember when exactly it was but I know it was in that club and I know X was bloody brilliant. I had never kissed X before but X was definitely great. After that I kept hugging X, kissing X and generally just going all over X though. I think that was a bit clingy but hey, I was drunk. Anyway we had lost Yand Z and now it was Xand my turn to fondle each other heh.
Anyway after that I don’t know why but we went down some street to behind a great big metal bin that was sitting on the road with two slanted walls just on two sides. This is when it gets a bit too errr explicit for the younger forum members though so I shall stop there. Sufficed to say I lived up to the name of the first cocktail but didn't lose my virginity. More fondling than anything else. Still was a great night out, totally worth a few stomach pains the next day and I can't wait to do it again...too bad X has a boyfriend.
Anyway yeh, fun for all the family and was definitely a great first experience out clubbing...and I think you can guess what those other great first experiences were *whistles and looks smug* Right I'm off to get something to eat. The stomach pains woke me up early and I need to get rid of them.
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Cub!st wrote:
> 16, embarrassingly old to still be a virgin (well I think so anyway).
> Still, I'm just...errr...working on it.
Oh, feck off.
> 16, embarrassingly old to still be a virgin (well I think so anyway).
> Still, I'm just...errr...working on it.
Oh, feck off.
Oh FFS, a bunch of regulars make posts about how they had rampant full on sex just a few minutes ago just because they could and then I make a post about my first time doing anything that sexual with someone else and everyone thinks I'm trying to be a big man. Heaven for fend the actual reason is I'm just totally head over heels for X and I'm just telling you all about a great experience I had...
Cub!st wrote:
Come on
> it was my first time. Of course I'm going to be totally psyched about
> it.
you are asking for a pisss take, it does sound like boasting with a healthy serving of desperation.
if its what you want were pleased for you. if
Come on
> it was my first time. Of course I'm going to be totally psyched about
> it.
you are asking for a pisss take, it does sound like boasting with a healthy serving of desperation.
if its what you want were pleased for you. if
Cubist, next time (if) it happens, take a hint and don't beat your chest about how much of a man you are on an internet forum. And, if possible, don't assign her a letter. Sounds like you're getting action from an equation.
Cubist i re-echo my sarcastic cry of big man from earlier.
lol my spelling's not that bad is it? I didn't think I was boasting either. I thought I was being bombarded with posts from people who generally just can't be happy for me but that was about it. Come on it was my first time. Of course I'm going to be totally psyched about it.
Cub!st wrote:
I
> don't care what any of you say.
--
Oh, right. It's a good think you didn't feel the need to quasi-boast about it and then defend it with very badly spelt arguments then.
Oh,wait.
I
> don't care what any of you say.
--
Oh, right. It's a good think you didn't feel the need to quasi-boast about it and then defend it with very badly spelt arguments then.
Oh,wait.
Doonhamer wrote:
> So you take her behind the dustbins on your first night out together
> when she still ha a boyfriend...
X took me I'll have you know and X is stunning and just great. I don't care what any of you say.
> So you take her behind the dustbins on your first night out together
> when she still ha a boyfriend...
X took me I'll have you know and X is stunning and just great. I don't care what any of you say.
~Darling~ wrote:
> Cub!st wrote:
> I had oral sex with
> someone twice as hot as anyone I know
>
>
> So you don't actually know her then?
I've known X for a wee while. I went to a uni open day for a film course and they where there with one of the stalls. I started talking to X then and X suggested I went to a film club with X so that I could get more things on my uni application that were relevant. I went and since I was "the new guy" we all decided to go out one night and get to know each other better heh.
> Cub!st wrote:
> I had oral sex with
> someone twice as hot as anyone I know
>
>
> So you don't actually know her then?
I've known X for a wee while. I went to a uni open day for a film course and they where there with one of the stalls. I started talking to X then and X suggested I went to a film club with X so that I could get more things on my uni application that were relevant. I went and since I was "the new guy" we all decided to go out one night and get to know each other better heh.
Doonhamer wrote:
> >I actually care a lot about X
>
> So you take her behind the dustbins on your first night out together
> when she still ha a boyfriend...
point!
> >I actually care a lot about X
>
> So you take her behind the dustbins on your first night out together
> when she still ha a boyfriend...
point!
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