Viewing Thread:
"A mild hangover? Last night was sooooo worth it"

HAH! I’m alive :P And I only have a mild hangover, no headache just stomach cramps. Last night was sooo worth it. X is absolutely fantastic and X's mates Y and Z are both great too. The night started off with me in a dark alley of all places lol. I went to meet X outside the employee exit and from there we walked to some club X knew. The walk was good even if I was a bit quiet we still found stuff to talk about.

When I got there we found Z but neither of us had seen Z before (Z was there with Y) and we had to just guess who Z was heh. I spotted Z pretty quickly but X and me stood about for a bit anyway because neither of us were sure it was Z heh. Anyway once there were 3 of us we went upstairs.

X bought the first round of drinks and I talked to Z for a wee bit while X was away. When X got back though it only took a few more minutes for Y to arrive and then the whole party was there. This is when the story gets interesting heh.

We got just a little bit pished in our first bar. I got 3…4 Smirnoff Ices an Orgasm and a something Lady...THEY'RE COCKTAILS! Well test tubes with mixed booze in them anyway.

After that we strolled down to another club but I am such a light weight I can't even remember the street we were on. This is where X commandeered my jacket. First I went to the toilet and when I came back there was a flask of Fanta and Vodka just lying there for us all and we got pished on that. Ok X maybe more because X was drinking straight out of the container with straws heh. Still, we all got 2 shots of…whatever in there too and got totally reeking by that point. That’s when it was off back to that first club again to see if it had livened up a bit. It was absolutely crammed though. Me, still looking longingly at X, went to look for seats while X got more drinks. I can’t remember what X got but I’m sure it was something nice.

X new quite a few people there though and helped me finish my job of finding a table. Not only that once we sat down, X asked if X could have a kiss!…well actually I can’t remember when exactly it was but I know it was in that club and I know X was bloody brilliant. I had never kissed X before but X was definitely great. After that I kept hugging X, kissing X and generally just going all over X though. I think that was a bit clingy but hey, I was drunk. Anyway we had lost Yand Z and now it was Xand my turn to fondle each other heh.

Anyway after that I don’t know why but we went down some street to behind a great big metal bin that was sitting on the road with two slanted walls just on two sides. This is when it gets a bit too errr explicit for the younger forum members though so I shall stop there. Sufficed to say I lived up to the name of the first cocktail but didn't lose my virginity. More fondling than anything else. Still was a great night out, totally worth a few stomach pains the next day and I can't wait to do it again...too bad X has a boyfriend.

Anyway yeh, fun for all the family and was definitely a great first experience out clubbing...and I think you can guess what those other great first experiences were *whistles and looks smug* Right I'm off to get something to eat. The stomach pains woke me up early and I need to get rid of them.

English_Bloke wrote:
> Cub!st wrote:
> Anyway after that I don’t know why but we went down some street to
> behind a great big metal bin
>
> She sounds like a classy bird

ditto

She has a bloke and gives it out behind bins, surprised you managed to get her pikey cap and reebok classics off.

Cub!st tries weakly to defend himself:

> Anyway I don't care if you believe me or not.

Which is why you keep trying to justify yourself over and over.


>I actually care a lot about X

So you take her behind the dustbins on your first night out together when she still ha a boyfriend...

Cub!st wrote:
> Stryke wrote:
> Cubist, how can you be thinking you're doing well in this topic?
>
> Heh what do you mean by that?

--

Muuuh, you make my headbrain hurt. You sound unbelievably stupid and naive. Simple enough.

"i got head off gurl she was dead fit i am man"

Cub!st wrote:
> I had oral sex with
> someone twice as hot as anyone I know


So you don't actually know her then?

Stryke wrote:
> Cubist, how can you be thinking you're doing well in this topic?

Heh what do you mean by that?

Cubist, how can you be thinking you're doing well in this topic?

I noticed you just editted your post too heh. It was just a typo. Anyway I don't care if you believe me or not. I had oral sex with someone twice as hot as anyone I know and I actually care a lot about X so whether you believe me or not it makes little difference.

Cub!st makes a small point (how ironic) which I feel the need to comment on:

> when you're totally taken with someone like X.

This suggets you want to go out with them and fancy them. By going this far on one night when she still has a boyfriend which really blows your chances in the future with her. If it all happenend, that is.

Cub!st mis-spells up words as he gets flustered due to him being thoroughly clamped:

> ALLWAYS

Doonhamer wrote:
> You said earlier you were too "pished" to remember where
> you were, yet suddenly you can remember every little detail.

Trust me a guy ALLWAYS remembers what happens to his family jewels. Somehow the location seems less important when you're totally taken with someone like X.