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"A mild hangover? Last night was sooooo worth it"

HAH! I’m alive :P And I only have a mild hangover, no headache just stomach cramps. Last night was sooo worth it. X is absolutely fantastic and X's mates Y and Z are both great too. The night started off with me in a dark alley of all places lol. I went to meet X outside the employee exit and from there we walked to some club X knew. The walk was good even if I was a bit quiet we still found stuff to talk about.

When I got there we found Z but neither of us had seen Z before (Z was there with Y) and we had to just guess who Z was heh. I spotted Z pretty quickly but X and me stood about for a bit anyway because neither of us were sure it was Z heh. Anyway once there were 3 of us we went upstairs.

X bought the first round of drinks and I talked to Z for a wee bit while X was away. When X got back though it only took a few more minutes for Y to arrive and then the whole party was there. This is when the story gets interesting heh.

We got just a little bit pished in our first bar. I got 3…4 Smirnoff Ices an Orgasm and a something Lady...THEY'RE COCKTAILS! Well test tubes with mixed booze in them anyway.

After that we strolled down to another club but I am such a light weight I can't even remember the street we were on. This is where X commandeered my jacket. First I went to the toilet and when I came back there was a flask of Fanta and Vodka just lying there for us all and we got pished on that. Ok X maybe more because X was drinking straight out of the container with straws heh. Still, we all got 2 shots of…whatever in there too and got totally reeking by that point. That’s when it was off back to that first club again to see if it had livened up a bit. It was absolutely crammed though. Me, still looking longingly at X, went to look for seats while X got more drinks. I can’t remember what X got but I’m sure it was something nice.

X new quite a few people there though and helped me finish my job of finding a table. Not only that once we sat down, X asked if X could have a kiss!…well actually I can’t remember when exactly it was but I know it was in that club and I know X was bloody brilliant. I had never kissed X before but X was definitely great. After that I kept hugging X, kissing X and generally just going all over X though. I think that was a bit clingy but hey, I was drunk. Anyway we had lost Yand Z and now it was Xand my turn to fondle each other heh.

Anyway after that I don’t know why but we went down some street to behind a great big metal bin that was sitting on the road with two slanted walls just on two sides. This is when it gets a bit too errr explicit for the younger forum members though so I shall stop there. Sufficed to say I lived up to the name of the first cocktail but didn't lose my virginity. More fondling than anything else. Still was a great night out, totally worth a few stomach pains the next day and I can't wait to do it again...too bad X has a boyfriend.

Anyway yeh, fun for all the family and was definitely a great first experience out clubbing...and I think you can guess what those other great first experiences were *whistles and looks smug* Right I'm off to get something to eat. The stomach pains woke me up early and I need to get rid of them.

Cub!st wrote:
> God none of you can get over that one little fact. I mean for gods
> sake have an open mind. X may not be the best person for me but I
> love X and I don't care about the past so I don't see why you all
> feel the need to contantly point it out and use it as an insult.

You only love her because she gives you head. If you loved her, and i mean REALLY loved her you would give her space to sort her head out and to sort things out with her boyfriend!

~Darling~ wrote:
> i didn't realise people on here would be so immature

Really?

> find something else to throw at me bum boy!

??? Pot. Black. Kettle.

Cub!st wrote:
> I
> love X and I don't care about the past so I don't see why you all
> feel the need to contantly point it out and use it as an insult.

Okay then, aside from the fact h's slept with a hundred people, and he has may, many bedpost notches, he gives oral sex to 16 year old boys in public places.

Skank.

if she has had over a hundred men at age 21, she's either a lying cow, you're a lying gimp, or she is a prostitute. dems da facts.

Next person to say "X" gets a kick, staaaaaarting, now!

phuzzy wrote:
> Brasts?
>
> BRASTS?

Did you not see teh pic when yuou could see her bra..

Mmmmm....

And yes, you were stupid.

I saved you from the nothing you'd become...

God none of you can get over that one little fact. I mean for gods sake have an open mind. X may not be the best person for me but I love X and I don't care about the past so I don't see why you all feel the need to contantly point it out and use it as an insult.

Cub!st wrote:
> mattributé wrote:
> I've called her much worse.
>
> And don't you ever use 'big busted' as an insult - I've fapped many
> times over that picture...
>
> Exactly, she flaunts it like a sk@nk.

I do, do i?

Oh.My.fecking.god!

Like you would know, i didn't realise people on here would be so immature about that picture and it's gone now so find something else to throw at me bum boy!

mattributé wrote:
> I think you meant 'she makes Courtney love seem like Virgin Mary',
> boo-ratty

perhaps I did, I confused myself with my own sarcasm.

thanks for pointing out my stupidity, foo'

mattributé wrote:
> Mmmm.... bra...

Brasts?

BRASTS?