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HAH! I’m alive :P And I only have a mild hangover, no headache just stomach cramps. Last night was sooo worth it. X is absolutely fantastic and X's mates Y and Z are both great too. The night started off with me in a dark alley of all places lol. I went to meet X outside the employee exit and from there we walked to some club X knew. The walk was good even if I was a bit quiet we still found stuff to talk about.
When I got there we found Z but neither of us had seen Z before (Z was there with Y) and we had to just guess who Z was heh. I spotted Z pretty quickly but X and me stood about for a bit anyway because neither of us were sure it was Z heh. Anyway once there were 3 of us we went upstairs.
X bought the first round of drinks and I talked to Z for a wee bit while X was away. When X got back though it only took a few more minutes for Y to arrive and then the whole party was there. This is when the story gets interesting heh.
We got just a little bit pished in our first bar. I got 3…4 Smirnoff Ices an Orgasm and a something Lady...THEY'RE COCKTAILS! Well test tubes with mixed booze in them anyway.
After that we strolled down to another club but I am such a light weight I can't even remember the street we were on. This is where X commandeered my jacket. First I went to the toilet and when I came back there was a flask of Fanta and Vodka just lying there for us all and we got pished on that. Ok X maybe more because X was drinking straight out of the container with straws heh. Still, we all got 2 shots of…whatever in there too and got totally reeking by that point. That’s when it was off back to that first club again to see if it had livened up a bit. It was absolutely crammed though. Me, still looking longingly at X, went to look for seats while X got more drinks. I can’t remember what X got but I’m sure it was something nice.
X new quite a few people there though and helped me finish my job of finding a table. Not only that once we sat down, X asked if X could have a kiss!…well actually I can’t remember when exactly it was but I know it was in that club and I know X was bloody brilliant. I had never kissed X before but X was definitely great. After that I kept hugging X, kissing X and generally just going all over X though. I think that was a bit clingy but hey, I was drunk. Anyway we had lost Yand Z and now it was Xand my turn to fondle each other heh.
Anyway after that I don’t know why but we went down some street to behind a great big metal bin that was sitting on the road with two slanted walls just on two sides. This is when it gets a bit too errr explicit for the younger forum members though so I shall stop there. Sufficed to say I lived up to the name of the first cocktail but didn't lose my virginity. More fondling than anything else. Still was a great night out, totally worth a few stomach pains the next day and I can't wait to do it again...too bad X has a boyfriend.
Anyway yeh, fun for all the family and was definitely a great first experience out clubbing...and I think you can guess what those other great first experiences were *whistles and looks smug* Right I'm off to get something to eat. The stomach pains woke me up early and I need to get rid of them.
When I got there we found Z but neither of us had seen Z before (Z was there with Y) and we had to just guess who Z was heh. I spotted Z pretty quickly but X and me stood about for a bit anyway because neither of us were sure it was Z heh. Anyway once there were 3 of us we went upstairs.
X bought the first round of drinks and I talked to Z for a wee bit while X was away. When X got back though it only took a few more minutes for Y to arrive and then the whole party was there. This is when the story gets interesting heh.
We got just a little bit pished in our first bar. I got 3…4 Smirnoff Ices an Orgasm and a something Lady...THEY'RE COCKTAILS! Well test tubes with mixed booze in them anyway.
After that we strolled down to another club but I am such a light weight I can't even remember the street we were on. This is where X commandeered my jacket. First I went to the toilet and when I came back there was a flask of Fanta and Vodka just lying there for us all and we got pished on that. Ok X maybe more because X was drinking straight out of the container with straws heh. Still, we all got 2 shots of…whatever in there too and got totally reeking by that point. That’s when it was off back to that first club again to see if it had livened up a bit. It was absolutely crammed though. Me, still looking longingly at X, went to look for seats while X got more drinks. I can’t remember what X got but I’m sure it was something nice.
X new quite a few people there though and helped me finish my job of finding a table. Not only that once we sat down, X asked if X could have a kiss!…well actually I can’t remember when exactly it was but I know it was in that club and I know X was bloody brilliant. I had never kissed X before but X was definitely great. After that I kept hugging X, kissing X and generally just going all over X though. I think that was a bit clingy but hey, I was drunk. Anyway we had lost Yand Z and now it was Xand my turn to fondle each other heh.
Anyway after that I don’t know why but we went down some street to behind a great big metal bin that was sitting on the road with two slanted walls just on two sides. This is when it gets a bit too errr explicit for the younger forum members though so I shall stop there. Sufficed to say I lived up to the name of the first cocktail but didn't lose my virginity. More fondling than anything else. Still was a great night out, totally worth a few stomach pains the next day and I can't wait to do it again...too bad X has a boyfriend.
Anyway yeh, fun for all the family and was definitely a great first experience out clubbing...and I think you can guess what those other great first experiences were *whistles and looks smug* Right I'm off to get something to eat. The stomach pains woke me up early and I need to get rid of them.
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~Darling~ wrote:
> OK OK..to sum up this topic
>
> Cubist has fallen in love with some sl@g
ha ha, don't mince your words there, darling :)
speaking of mincing, this topic is getting infectious.
*prances out of bedroom*
> OK OK..to sum up this topic
>
> Cubist has fallen in love with some sl@g
ha ha, don't mince your words there, darling :)
speaking of mincing, this topic is getting infectious.
*prances out of bedroom*
It does make sense, however, and makes teh story 'click'
OK OK..to sum up this topic
Cubist has fallen in love with some sl@g he met when she invited him to a film group at some open day though he said he knew her before the film group..hardly
So they went out and Cubist got his first sexual experience by the forementioned girl/sl@g.
He refers her to X though we know the name of her boyfriend and where they live!
He once called her 'HE' but quickly changed it as Doonhammer pointed it out, could have been a typo, we don't know for sure though!!
They met again last night or the night before-i forget-and no sooner had they said hello they was in a public toilet, but it was lucky because X knows a place to go (surprise surprise)
Cubist thinks he is special after she mentioned her 'tripple figures' and he is so in love with her...
Ok thats the story so far!
Cubist has fallen in love with some sl@g he met when she invited him to a film group at some open day though he said he knew her before the film group..hardly
So they went out and Cubist got his first sexual experience by the forementioned girl/sl@g.
He refers her to X though we know the name of her boyfriend and where they live!
He once called her 'HE' but quickly changed it as Doonhammer pointed it out, could have been a typo, we don't know for sure though!!
They met again last night or the night before-i forget-and no sooner had they said hello they was in a public toilet, but it was lucky because X knows a place to go (surprise surprise)
Cubist thinks he is special after she mentioned her 'tripple figures' and he is so in love with her...
Ok thats the story so far!
yeah, "fun".
it really doesn't matter whether you are or not though does it, it's all the same sickening mush either way.
it really doesn't matter whether you are or not though does it, it's all the same sickening mush either way.
I am beggining to believe that X is male.
ßora† §agdiyeV wrote:
> so you are homosexual then?
I never said that either. It's just a lot more fun this way when you let everyones imaginations run wild. It's like a very poor, adult version of Dr. Zuess (sp?)
> so you are homosexual then?
I never said that either. It's just a lot more fun this way when you let everyones imaginations run wild. It's like a very poor, adult version of Dr. Zuess (sp?)
so you are homosexual then?
Cub!st wrote:
> X is the height of ho more like. I LOVE X's deep throat too though.
> loose, sluttish, untrustworthy and so on:D
> X is the height of ho more like. I LOVE X's deep throat too though.
> loose, sluttish, untrustworthy and so on:D
Doonhamer wrote:
> Is X, or is X not, a male? You referred to X as he, and his, you
> dodge the times I ask you about it, and you use X when it would make
> more grammatial sense to use "her" or "she".
Oh you're a smart one. But who are you tryign to convince? Me, or yourself? *realises I'm dodging the question...and I'd do it again*
> Is X, or is X not, a male? You referred to X as he, and his, you
> dodge the times I ask you about it, and you use X when it would make
> more grammatial sense to use "her" or "she".
Oh you're a smart one. But who are you tryign to convince? Me, or yourself? *realises I'm dodging the question...and I'd do it again*
~Darling~ wrote:
> Why has this taken up 17 pages??
Well a lot of it was me pointing out all the glaring errors in his story, which makes its integrity questionable.
Is X, or is X not, a male? You referred to X as he, and his, you dodge the times I ask you about it, and you use X when it would make more grammatial sense to use "her" or "she".
> Why has this taken up 17 pages??
Well a lot of it was me pointing out all the glaring errors in his story, which makes its integrity questionable.
Is X, or is X not, a male? You referred to X as he, and his, you dodge the times I ask you about it, and you use X when it would make more grammatial sense to use "her" or "she".
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