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When I got there we found Z but neither of us had seen Z before (Z was there with Y) and we had to just guess who Z was heh. I spotted Z pretty quickly but X and me stood about for a bit anyway because neither of us were sure it was Z heh. Anyway once there were 3 of us we went upstairs.
X bought the first round of drinks and I talked to Z for a wee bit while X was away. When X got back though it only took a few more minutes for Y to arrive and then the whole party was there. This is when the story gets interesting heh.
We got just a little bit pished in our first bar. I got 3…4 Smirnoff Ices an Orgasm and a something Lady...THEY'RE COCKTAILS! Well test tubes with mixed booze in them anyway.
After that we strolled down to another club but I am such a light weight I can't even remember the street we were on. This is where X commandeered my jacket. First I went to the toilet and when I came back there was a flask of Fanta and Vodka just lying there for us all and we got pished on that. Ok X maybe more because X was drinking straight out of the container with straws heh. Still, we all got 2 shots of…whatever in there too and got totally reeking by that point. That’s when it was off back to that first club again to see if it had livened up a bit. It was absolutely crammed though. Me, still looking longingly at X, went to look for seats while X got more drinks. I can’t remember what X got but I’m sure it was something nice.
X new quite a few people there though and helped me finish my job of finding a table. Not only that once we sat down, X asked if X could have a kiss!…well actually I can’t remember when exactly it was but I know it was in that club and I know X was bloody brilliant. I had never kissed X before but X was definitely great. After that I kept hugging X, kissing X and generally just going all over X though. I think that was a bit clingy but hey, I was drunk. Anyway we had lost Yand Z and now it was Xand my turn to fondle each other heh.
Anyway after that I don’t know why but we went down some street to behind a great big metal bin that was sitting on the road with two slanted walls just on two sides. This is when it gets a bit too errr explicit for the younger forum members though so I shall stop there. Sufficed to say I lived up to the name of the first cocktail but didn't lose my virginity. More fondling than anything else. Still was a great night out, totally worth a few stomach pains the next day and I can't wait to do it again...too bad X has a boyfriend.
Anyway yeh, fun for all the family and was definitely a great first experience out clubbing...and I think you can guess what those other great first experiences were *whistles and looks smug* Right I'm off to get something to eat. The stomach pains woke me up early and I need to get rid of them.
> ~Darling~ wrote:
> Until the next mug has come along. Trust me she won't leave him,
> she's got it too cushy , i mean with his she's got a place
> to
> live, sex on tap, he's there for her to lean on, nights in etc etc.
> But when she wants a bit extra she's got you.
>
> Sounds like some advice I gave not too long ago.
thanks for clearing up my typo, advice to who? me?
> Until the next mug has come along. Trust me she won't leave him,
> she's got it too cushy , i mean with his she's got a place to
> live, sex on tap, he's there for her to lean on, nights in etc etc.
> But when she wants a bit extra she's got you.
Sounds like some advice I gave not too long ago.
> I will be there for the one I love.
:|
> but as long as I am wanted I will be there for the one I love.
Until the next mug has come along. Trust me she won't leave him, she's got it too custchy (sp), i mean with his she's got a place to live, sex on tap, he's there for her to lean on, nights in etc etc. But when she wants a bit extra she's got you. Soon Russel, or Russ and you lovingly call him, will wonder why she's always late home, covered in mud from random fields (thats a JOKE) and he will start to suspect and as she always talks about you he's going to clock on!
> You only love her because she gives you head. If you loved her, and i
> mean REALLY loved her you would give her space to sort her head out
> and to sort things out with her boyfriend!
X *braces for kick* told me that X planned to leave Russ soon enough and has been the one texting me! Taking ME places, phoning ME, i have 50 texts from X and I've only been texting X since yesterday morning at 7:38Am when X woke me up. I am happy to be friends and no more for now but as long as I am wanted I will be there for the one I love.
> And they will know you're not. You always sit down to pee!
ha ha ha. :)
I've read enough - post of the day ...
*represses more rage*
*bulge appears in neck*
"You could stand to lose a few pounds"
Now I don't.