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HAH! I’m alive :P And I only have a mild hangover, no headache just stomach cramps. Last night was sooo worth it. X is absolutely fantastic and X's mates Y and Z are both great too. The night started off with me in a dark alley of all places lol. I went to meet X outside the employee exit and from there we walked to some club X knew. The walk was good even if I was a bit quiet we still found stuff to talk about.
When I got there we found Z but neither of us had seen Z before (Z was there with Y) and we had to just guess who Z was heh. I spotted Z pretty quickly but X and me stood about for a bit anyway because neither of us were sure it was Z heh. Anyway once there were 3 of us we went upstairs.
X bought the first round of drinks and I talked to Z for a wee bit while X was away. When X got back though it only took a few more minutes for Y to arrive and then the whole party was there. This is when the story gets interesting heh.
We got just a little bit pished in our first bar. I got 3…4 Smirnoff Ices an Orgasm and a something Lady...THEY'RE COCKTAILS! Well test tubes with mixed booze in them anyway.
After that we strolled down to another club but I am such a light weight I can't even remember the street we were on. This is where X commandeered my jacket. First I went to the toilet and when I came back there was a flask of Fanta and Vodka just lying there for us all and we got pished on that. Ok X maybe more because X was drinking straight out of the container with straws heh. Still, we all got 2 shots of…whatever in there too and got totally reeking by that point. That’s when it was off back to that first club again to see if it had livened up a bit. It was absolutely crammed though. Me, still looking longingly at X, went to look for seats while X got more drinks. I can’t remember what X got but I’m sure it was something nice.
X new quite a few people there though and helped me finish my job of finding a table. Not only that once we sat down, X asked if X could have a kiss!…well actually I can’t remember when exactly it was but I know it was in that club and I know X was bloody brilliant. I had never kissed X before but X was definitely great. After that I kept hugging X, kissing X and generally just going all over X though. I think that was a bit clingy but hey, I was drunk. Anyway we had lost Yand Z and now it was Xand my turn to fondle each other heh.
Anyway after that I don’t know why but we went down some street to behind a great big metal bin that was sitting on the road with two slanted walls just on two sides. This is when it gets a bit too errr explicit for the younger forum members though so I shall stop there. Sufficed to say I lived up to the name of the first cocktail but didn't lose my virginity. More fondling than anything else. Still was a great night out, totally worth a few stomach pains the next day and I can't wait to do it again...too bad X has a boyfriend.
Anyway yeh, fun for all the family and was definitely a great first experience out clubbing...and I think you can guess what those other great first experiences were *whistles and looks smug* Right I'm off to get something to eat. The stomach pains woke me up early and I need to get rid of them.
When I got there we found Z but neither of us had seen Z before (Z was there with Y) and we had to just guess who Z was heh. I spotted Z pretty quickly but X and me stood about for a bit anyway because neither of us were sure it was Z heh. Anyway once there were 3 of us we went upstairs.
X bought the first round of drinks and I talked to Z for a wee bit while X was away. When X got back though it only took a few more minutes for Y to arrive and then the whole party was there. This is when the story gets interesting heh.
We got just a little bit pished in our first bar. I got 3…4 Smirnoff Ices an Orgasm and a something Lady...THEY'RE COCKTAILS! Well test tubes with mixed booze in them anyway.
After that we strolled down to another club but I am such a light weight I can't even remember the street we were on. This is where X commandeered my jacket. First I went to the toilet and when I came back there was a flask of Fanta and Vodka just lying there for us all and we got pished on that. Ok X maybe more because X was drinking straight out of the container with straws heh. Still, we all got 2 shots of…whatever in there too and got totally reeking by that point. That’s when it was off back to that first club again to see if it had livened up a bit. It was absolutely crammed though. Me, still looking longingly at X, went to look for seats while X got more drinks. I can’t remember what X got but I’m sure it was something nice.
X new quite a few people there though and helped me finish my job of finding a table. Not only that once we sat down, X asked if X could have a kiss!…well actually I can’t remember when exactly it was but I know it was in that club and I know X was bloody brilliant. I had never kissed X before but X was definitely great. After that I kept hugging X, kissing X and generally just going all over X though. I think that was a bit clingy but hey, I was drunk. Anyway we had lost Yand Z and now it was Xand my turn to fondle each other heh.
Anyway after that I don’t know why but we went down some street to behind a great big metal bin that was sitting on the road with two slanted walls just on two sides. This is when it gets a bit too errr explicit for the younger forum members though so I shall stop there. Sufficed to say I lived up to the name of the first cocktail but didn't lose my virginity. More fondling than anything else. Still was a great night out, totally worth a few stomach pains the next day and I can't wait to do it again...too bad X has a boyfriend.
Anyway yeh, fun for all the family and was definitely a great first experience out clubbing...and I think you can guess what those other great first experiences were *whistles and looks smug* Right I'm off to get something to eat. The stomach pains woke me up early and I need to get rid of them.
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mattributé wrote:
> And don't you ever use 'big busted' as an insult - I've fapped many
> times over that picture...
Firstly..ew...and secondly 'big busted', that's actually a compliment to me so ta mate!
And what else are we to say? She's into tripple figures, and cheating on her boyfriend with you. If she intended to leave her boyfriend because she likes you so much then she would do that before doing anything with you.
She takes you to an ally that she knows, and then to a woody bit that she also knows, what does that tell you, but stick with her because she might know many more places to take you, and after shes broken your heart you can use them with the other girls you fall in love with!
> And don't you ever use 'big busted' as an insult - I've fapped many
> times over that picture...
Firstly..ew...and secondly 'big busted', that's actually a compliment to me so ta mate!
And what else are we to say? She's into tripple figures, and cheating on her boyfriend with you. If she intended to leave her boyfriend because she likes you so much then she would do that before doing anything with you.
She takes you to an ally that she knows, and then to a woody bit that she also knows, what does that tell you, but stick with her because she might know many more places to take you, and after shes broken your heart you can use them with the other girls you fall in love with!
ßora† §agdiyeV wrote:
> No, she isn't a sl@g, cubist. after all, with her 100 or so notches
> in her bedpost, she makes the virgin mary look like courteney love.
>
> I bet she walks like the lone ranger too.
I think you meant 'she makes Courtney love seem like Virgin Mary', boo-ratty
> No, she isn't a sl@g, cubist. after all, with her 100 or so notches
> in her bedpost, she makes the virgin mary look like courteney love.
>
> I bet she walks like the lone ranger too.
I think you meant 'she makes Courtney love seem like Virgin Mary', boo-ratty
Cub!st wrote:
> Darling you big busted ho! Why don't you shut up. You make it sound so
> bad and I don't take kindly to you calling X a bloody sl@g.
No, she isn't a sl@g, cubist. after all, with her 100 or so notches in her bedpost, she makes the virgin mary look like courteney love.
I bet she walks like the lone ranger too.
> Darling you big busted ho! Why don't you shut up. You make it sound so
> bad and I don't take kindly to you calling X a bloody sl@g.
No, she isn't a sl@g, cubist. after all, with her 100 or so notches in her bedpost, she makes the virgin mary look like courteney love.
I bet she walks like the lone ranger too.
You, my son, are a homosexual skank
mattributé wrote:
> she 'flaunts' breats, she's a skank.
>
> Yours gives head in broad daylight, and you love 'it'.
>
> Double Standards?
*nods head with a grin*
> she 'flaunts' breats, she's a skank.
>
> Yours gives head in broad daylight, and you love 'it'.
>
> Double Standards?
*nods head with a grin*
she 'flaunts' breats, she's a skank.
Yours gives head in broad daylight, and you love 'it'.
Double Standards?
Yours gives head in broad daylight, and you love 'it'.
Double Standards?
mattributé wrote:
> I've called her much worse.
>
> And don't you ever use 'big busted' as an insult - I've fapped many
> times over that picture...
Exactly, she flaunts it like a sk@nk.
> I've called her much worse.
>
> And don't you ever use 'big busted' as an insult - I've fapped many
> times over that picture...
Exactly, she flaunts it like a sk@nk.
I've called her much worse.
And don't you ever use 'big busted' as an insult - I've fapped many times over that picture...
And don't you ever use 'big busted' as an insult - I've fapped many times over that picture...
Darling you big busted ho! Why don't you shut up. You make it sound so bad and I don't take kindly to you calling X a bloody sl@g. When you're in love it doesn't matter what someone's done in the past. All that matters is the present and what you do in it.
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