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Sat 27/03/04 at 08:58
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It was just a few years ago, growing up in a Hebrew Christian family, that I went to Church, had faith, prayed - occasionally and read the Bible - again occasionally. Then the boss of my father, invited us all over to the States, for a conference on Jewish teachings in the Bible. It was my first time away and I enjoyed the time, but something better, more amazing happened. There in sunny USA for the first time, in the desert of Arizona something else happened...

As I was really a man now, it was time for me to make a decision about Jesus and this trip, made up my mind, that I wanted Jesus and wanted to avoid Hell. I was sitting in a room, when I asked Jesus into my heart. I suddenly felt the difference, I was relieved, my sins were off my shoulders and on the cross. Jesus was living in me, in my life and in my heart. What a great day! You might think, is it really that easy? Do you really just pray and feel different? The answer is YES. If you confess you are a SINNER, you believe Jesus died for YOUR SINS and He LOVES YOU, you will be saved! That's what I did anyway.

Anyway, thinking that was it for the day, having asked Jesus into my heart - enough for one day, I went to bed. Next morning I woke up early to reflect on the previous day, when a gleem of light, glistened through the bathroom door. I opened it, to get ready for the day, when I went to the sink, to wash. As I reached for the sink (with nothing on my feet), I wobbled unsteadily, before I felt myself falling. It felt like minutes, but in reality, it was seconds, before I fell... head-first straight onto the cold, hard, marble like bathroom floor. I was soon carried away and into safety, but the pain wrang around in my head, for days.

As I went back down to the conference, head still hurting, most of the ateendees met with me and they told me that I had been attacked by Satan, but the Lord had protected me. How true that sounded! I had no long lasting damage to my head and enjoyed the rest of my trip. I met Archangel out there and His name reminds me that the angels looked after me in Arizona. I never really thought much about hurting my head, because it soon healed after much ice and rest, but recently I reminded myself of it. I was doubting I was really saved, when the Lord reminded me I am on the Lord's side and I accepted Him the day I was saved and Satan tried to get me the next day - but he was just too late.
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Fri 16/04/04 at 01:05
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Alright Archangel...

Smartarse question for you. :-)



If all animals originated as herbivores, when did they get their carnivore teeth set?
Did their herbivore teeth drop out and new ones grow the moment they "saw sin" or did they evolve, albiet from Herbivore (at creation) to Carnivore (modern day) rather than sea slime from (billions of years ago) to modern day carnivore?

Does this mean that you'd accept evolution (calling it adaption) within limits?
Fri 16/04/04 at 00:22
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To me, there's only one word that can describe the Bible. Convienient.
Thu 15/04/04 at 23:37
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You've laughed at FF. Now it's time to laugh at AA. Before the fall of man in the garden of Eden, all creatures (lions and tigers and bears) and man were herbivores.
Genesis 1:29-30: "And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat. And to every beast of the earth, and the fowl of the air, and to every thing that creepeth upon the earth, I have given every green herb for meat: and it was so."
From what I can see in Genesis, man and animals may have been peaceful with each other until after the Great flood. According to Genesis 9, when Noah and his family disembarked from the ark, and the animals were to repopulate the earth, God said in verse two, "And the fear of you and the dread of you shall be upon every beast of the earth, and upon every fowl of the air, upon all that moveth upon the earth, and upon all the fishes of the sea; into your hand they are delivered."
verses 3-4: "Every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you; even as the green herb have I given you all things. But flesh with the life thereof, which is the blood thereof, shall ye not eat."
That is what creationism states.
Thu 15/04/04 at 21:33
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*Breath*

Ha.

I love Forest Fan.
He's adorable.
Thu 15/04/04 at 21:25
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Forest Fan wrote:
> Stryke wrote:
> Seaweed, obviously. Do keep up.
>
> Thankyou.

ROLLING ON THE FLIPPIN' FLOOR LAUGHING MY OFF!

You're so naive Forest Fan.

It's cute.
Thu 15/04/04 at 21:24
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Stryke wrote:
> Seaweed, obviously. Do keep up.

Thankyou.
Thu 15/04/04 at 20:39
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Wasn't sin a whale?

No wonder them sharks were scared.....
Thu 15/04/04 at 20:38
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Nono, sharks and dinosaurs and men were all friends. The men dived down to get the seaweed for the sharks, and the sharks gave the men rides around the ocean and the swimming dinosaurs and sharks all lived together.

But then Sin arrived and the sharks et the bad men for sinning. Because sharks don't sin.

That's why sharks still attack people who swim. They don't like the taste, y'see, but Grandpappy Shark told them about Sin and why those b*stard molluscs get all the seaweed these days.

[Edit] It's been scientifically proven that if you don't know if a man is Welsh or not you chuck him in a tank with a man of another nation and the Good Shark will eat the Welshman because they eat seaweed. True fact.
Thu 15/04/04 at 20:35
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They were for showing off to the ladies.

You know, like some women are turned on by hairy men or men with 4 sets of teeth.
Thu 15/04/04 at 20:30
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Stryke wrote:
> Seaweed, obviously. Do keep up.

Oh dear silly me.
I forgot - their rows of razor-teeth are perfect for pulling off seaweed as well.
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