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Sat 27/03/04 at 08:58
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It was just a few years ago, growing up in a Hebrew Christian family, that I went to Church, had faith, prayed - occasionally and read the Bible - again occasionally. Then the boss of my father, invited us all over to the States, for a conference on Jewish teachings in the Bible. It was my first time away and I enjoyed the time, but something better, more amazing happened. There in sunny USA for the first time, in the desert of Arizona something else happened...

As I was really a man now, it was time for me to make a decision about Jesus and this trip, made up my mind, that I wanted Jesus and wanted to avoid Hell. I was sitting in a room, when I asked Jesus into my heart. I suddenly felt the difference, I was relieved, my sins were off my shoulders and on the cross. Jesus was living in me, in my life and in my heart. What a great day! You might think, is it really that easy? Do you really just pray and feel different? The answer is YES. If you confess you are a SINNER, you believe Jesus died for YOUR SINS and He LOVES YOU, you will be saved! That's what I did anyway.

Anyway, thinking that was it for the day, having asked Jesus into my heart - enough for one day, I went to bed. Next morning I woke up early to reflect on the previous day, when a gleem of light, glistened through the bathroom door. I opened it, to get ready for the day, when I went to the sink, to wash. As I reached for the sink (with nothing on my feet), I wobbled unsteadily, before I felt myself falling. It felt like minutes, but in reality, it was seconds, before I fell... head-first straight onto the cold, hard, marble like bathroom floor. I was soon carried away and into safety, but the pain wrang around in my head, for days.

As I went back down to the conference, head still hurting, most of the ateendees met with me and they told me that I had been attacked by Satan, but the Lord had protected me. How true that sounded! I had no long lasting damage to my head and enjoyed the rest of my trip. I met Archangel out there and His name reminds me that the angels looked after me in Arizona. I never really thought much about hurting my head, because it soon healed after much ice and rest, but recently I reminded myself of it. I was doubting I was really saved, when the Lord reminded me I am on the Lord's side and I accepted Him the day I was saved and Satan tried to get me the next day - but he was just too late.
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Thu 15/04/04 at 20:18
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Ooh, i like that theory better. It explains the small arms.

There could still be berries, though.
Thu 15/04/04 at 20:18
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Maybe the vegetables ran round and the dinosaurs had to catch them?
Thu 15/04/04 at 20:17
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The Tyrannosaurus Rex was a herbivore before sin. It ate leaves and potatoes and cabbages the men (who hadn't discovered potatoes until more recent times) had grown for them.

Their small arms were used for caring for human babies and their claws for carving sweet pictures on tree trunks.

Their teeth needed to be so sharp just in case there were some under-cooked carrots mixed in their vegetables.

See, dinosaurs really could have lived in the times of men!
Thu 15/04/04 at 20:16
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They ate God's Love, and drank of his Forgiveness. And for dessert they had berries.
Thu 15/04/04 at 20:15
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I just predicted something:

Forest Fan, you can't say all the dinosaurs were herbivores before man fell over - because why would the have big claws and sharp teeth.

Or were they like those 'vegetarians' that only eat road kill? The dinosuars waited patienty until man fell over, then ate him.
Thu 15/04/04 at 20:14
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What did the dinosaurs eat then? Or wasn't it neccessary for them to eat in this "sinless world"?
Thu 15/04/04 at 20:12
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Could you imagine him saying that to a doctor?

"Hi, so what seems to be wrong with you?"
"Well, my friends, and I use that term very loosely, tell me I'm insane."
"And why is that?"
"I just told them about the time when dinosaurs and men lived happily together."
"They did?"
"Yes, the big strong dinosaurs made swingsets for the baby-men and the men scratched the hard-to-reach areas for the dinosaurs."

Someone should sedate the poor kid.
Thu 15/04/04 at 20:04
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Forest Fan wrote:
> Which would only happen AFTER the fall of man.

So the dinosaur's didn't eat until man 'fell'?

I'm actually laughing.
That doesn't happen very often - well done.
Thu 15/04/04 at 20:00
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Forest Fan wrote:
> In case you were wondering, like I say, before sin, humans and
> dinosaurs could live happily together.

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But...what...how...you are the most insane person ever.
Thu 15/04/04 at 19:57
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Which would only happen AFTER the fall of man.
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