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"My dad..."

... just walked in on me fapping.

It's the price you pay for that glorious moment of joy.

So, Victory is sticky pants and sitting uncomfortably?

Arrr, thats a tough situation.

Fortunately ive never had to face such a situation, my hearing is bordering on supersonic. There have been a few close shaves, thats when speed is all that stands between victory and humiliation.

HálloHowArtThou wrote:
> I just had a 'man to man' talk with dad...
>

heh, thankfully my parents never felt the need to talk to me about anything, ever!

Your webcam might nt be on, but mineis, baby

The drunken Terd wrote:
> HálloHowArtThou wrote:
> I just had a 'man to man' talk with dad...
>
> He just wanted to make sure my webcam wasn't on.
>
> Ahh. My moyj is wide OPEN. SWEEEET.


My mouth. (sorry)

HálloHowArtThou wrote:
> I just had a 'man to man' talk with dad...
>
> He just wanted to make sure my webcam wasn't on.

Ahh. My moyj is wide OPEN. SWEEEET.

Ok, here I go then. Note that this story was read bought up at work by my Manager and I ahd to explain it.

So I'm like Year 8 or something, new to it all, I'm a rubber. So new that I discovered it via a pillow going past it once when I was laying on the sofa downstairs next to my Dad (dodgy). So I use to visit this pillow a bit.

Two times I've been caught were around this Year 8 time.

*******

This is the one which was talked about:

Laying on the sofa just rubbing over the trousers when someone is behind me, it's my Mother - "Ryan what are you doing?" and I go "Ohhhh my thingy itches me" and so my Mum then reccomended that I put cream on it that night and told my Dad that I may have to go to the doctor. She is very thick, I don't think she knew what I was doing.

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> Well, those shouts of 'Come on Tim" can be misleading ...

Genius, you are

I just had a 'man to man' talk with dad...

He just wanted to make sure my webcam wasn't on.