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"My dad..."

... just walked in on me fapping.

Were you doing it at fool blast.

Ha ha. Lol, sucker.

English_Bloke wrote:
> The only time I've been caught was by my next-door neighbour, who I
> used to take baths with when I were a lad.
>
>
> All she did was, smile, say "oh, David, you've grown", and
> walk out the door.

She probably wants a bath with you more now then when she did back then.

Hahahaha.

Git.

Well, those shouts of 'Come on Tim" can be misleading ...

I heard my parents ****, so I grabbed a camera and burst in to take a photo.

Turns out they were watching Wimbledon.

"There was something about prostate on the news. Just checking"

Oh!
Trevor!

It's a tough choice. Do you put it away and get caught watching porn, or do you change the channel and get caught "fapping" over the news?

HhaHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahaha

*dies*

I immaturely label this the best thread ever.

I nearly got caught, well, I was watching some porn program on telly, fap fap fap fap etc Just as I was about to ejaculate my brother strolled in through the front door, and I quickly had to "stuff it in my trousers" before he entered the living room.

I did all that whilst attempting to change the TV channel to the news.