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"My dad..."

... just walked in on me fapping.

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> story

You make me weep.







> RRRAARRRRGGHHH

English_Bloke wrote:
> I wonder why Lindgren is spending so much time in a thread to do with
> blokes fapping?
>
> I do hope a parent doesn't walk into her room now...

Ha ha :P

FFF incest orgy?

That sounds about right.

And she came while sleeping with you?


Sorry.

Dude ...

So you slept with your sister then?

English_Bloke wrote:
> That will be a few boats and holidays for a therapist right there
> because of that experience.

He's already got a castle and 4 oil rigs off of me.
...


Gah

That will be a few boats and holidays for a therapist right there because of that experience.

Best. Thread. EvA.

Nothing like that's ever happened to me.
Usually because everyone's joining in anyway ...

Closest thing was my sister catching me looking at the porn. But I'd just started, so there wasn't any trouser action.
I didn't even know she was in the house.
I was so careful!

The worst thing I ever experienced is when we were at Granny FFF's house, and sleeping in the same room as my sisters. One of them, the dirty seh-lag, was fapping away.
I'm mentally scared.

Okay ... you want details?
My ears are bleeding because of this.

... Brace yourselves ...

I heard the dripping sound.
I thought it was just the tap or something.
But no! It sounded closer than that.
And it wasn't a dripping ... more of a squelching.
It was coming from the direction of my sis's bed.
It took me about a minute before realisation dawned.

....

AAARRRGGGGHHHHH!
That's my sister!
Fapping right near me.
ARRRRGGGHHHH

Worse yet ... I'm convinced, near the end ... the faint whisper of 'oh god' tickled my ears.

*Bleeds*
Oh, the pain.

RRRAARRRRGGHHH

I wonder why Lindgren is spending so much time in a thread to do with blokes fapping?

I do hope a parent doesn't walk into her room now...