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"My dad..."

... just walked in on me fapping.

ÈL ® ö B ì Ñ wrote:
> Monkey_With_Attitude wrote:
>
> Laying on the sofa just rubbing over the trousers when someone is
> behind me, it's my Mother - "Ryan what are you doing?" and
> I go "Ohhhh my thingy itches me" and so my Mum then
> reccomended that I put cream on it that night and told my Dad that I
> may have to go to the doctor. She is very thick, I don't think she
> knew what I was doing.
>
> LOL, maybe she just wanted to act like she didnt know what you were
> doing so that you and her didnt feel embarrased.


True, Lol. Or maby she just didn't wanna know what you were doing......to yourself. She probably was thinking to herself. "is my boy a w@nk*r".

> Monkey_With_Attitude wrote:
> She is very thick

Guess it runs in the familey then, eh?

This thread = the greatest evah.

The highlight for me was:

English_Bloke wrote:
> gamezfreak wrote:
> fap fap fap fap etc Just as I was about to ejaculate my brother
>
> Such unfortunate wording.

Almost cried with laughter.

i agree

This thread = hilarious.

English_Bloke wrote:
> “Yeah Mum, I was just watching…Hollyoaks?! Yeah, that’s what I was
> doing…”

"Oh yeah, my member is normally that size"

"Yes, I always watch....whatever this programme is with a cushion over my crotch. It's so exciting, I need something to hold onto"

Although that last one is actually quite near to the truth....

«-Shrubber«- wrote:
> cue darling

Nah, she will be at school at the moment

Blank wrote:
> The skilled man does both. And changes to a channel that they might
> actually be watching...

“Yeah Mum, I was just watching…Hollyoaks?! Yeah, that’s what I was doing…”

MoJoJoJo wrote:
> It's a tough choice. Do you put it away and get caught watching porn,
> or do you change the channel and get caught "fapping" over
> the news?

The skilled man does both. And changes to a channel that they might actually be watching...