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A man walks into a field. He says to the farmer, "You only appear to have one cow". The farmer replies, "Ah, but she's a beauty. You can ask her to do anything you want, and she'll do it". The man asks, "What's her name?". The farmer replies, "I called her Pat". The man approaches the cow, stands behind it, and says, "Hello, Pat!". Five seconds later, he has a brown lump on his head.

Two men are talking. One says, "Where's Grandad? I haven't seen him in days". The other man says, "He was in a coughin' fit the other day". the first man asks, "Worse than the one that killed Grandma?". The second man says, "No...the guy actually measured him properly this time".

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What's worse than death?

The NHS.


Here are several musical defintions of cruelty...
"Putting a baby in an oven and singing "Burn Baby Burn"
"Going to an orphanage and singing "Where's your mama gone?"
"Going to a funeral and singing "Staying Alive"
"Going up to a lilapsophobic and singing "Let's Twist Again"

You complete poop.

I don't get either...

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple...?

















Getting raped.

A man walks into a field. He says to the farmer, "You only appear to have one cow". The farmer replies, "Ah, but she's a beauty. You can ask her to do anything you want, and she'll do it". The man asks, "What's her name?". The farmer replies, "I called her Pat". The man approaches the cow, stands behind it, and says, "Hello, Pat!". Five seconds later, he has a brown lump on his head.

Two men are talking. One says, "Where's Grandad? I haven't seen him in days". The other man says, "He was in a coughin' fit the other day". the first man asks, "Worse than the one that killed Grandma?". The second man says, "No...the guy actually measured him properly this time".

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