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"Sick/Disgusting Jokes..."

A man walks into a field. He says to the farmer, "You only appear to have one cow". The farmer replies, "Ah, but she's a beauty. You can ask her to do anything you want, and she'll do it". The man asks, "What's her name?". The farmer replies, "I called her Pat". The man approaches the cow, stands behind it, and says, "Hello, Pat!". Five seconds later, he has a brown lump on his head.

Two men are talking. One says, "Where's Grandad? I haven't seen him in days". The other man says, "He was in a coughin' fit the other day". the first man asks, "Worse than the one that killed Grandma?". The second man says, "No...the guy actually measured him properly this time".

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Ooh. I always wanted a koala bear!

Lindgren wrote:
> Yay, now wheres those chocolates?

that's so clichéd Lindgren. No, what I got you a real-life koala bear complete with leash. You have to take him, the little beggar has been tearing my room to pieces for over a week now. He thinks his name is "WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE NOW???".

Yay, now wheres those chocolates?

nevermind eh?

*sniff*

:D

Aww, Im sorry Borat :(

Here, have a hanky *gives hanky*

After I got her this huge and very expensive valentines gift aswell ...

*puts large box with bow on it into bin*

The cheek of some people.

:D

how rude!

*sticks up middle finger*

:P