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"Sick/Disgusting Jokes..."

A man walks into a field. He says to the farmer, "You only appear to have one cow". The farmer replies, "Ah, but she's a beauty. You can ask her to do anything you want, and she'll do it". The man asks, "What's her name?". The farmer replies, "I called her Pat". The man approaches the cow, stands behind it, and says, "Hello, Pat!". Five seconds later, he has a brown lump on his head.

Two men are talking. One says, "Where's Grandad? I haven't seen him in days". The other man says, "He was in a coughin' fit the other day". the first man asks, "Worse than the one that killed Grandma?". The second man says, "No...the guy actually measured him properly this time".

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You really didnt need to quote the whole thing Mole.

Its in dollars?!?!?!?!

This truly is a sick/disgusting joke.

Q:What's similar between Michael Jackson and Fabian Bartez?

A:They both wear gloves for no apparent reason!

Two Sharks are swimming around in the Pacific ocean, when one says to the other:

" I'm tired of eating maceral! Let's go to Morcambe Bay and have a Chinese."

Glad to hear it.

Yep, what can I say? On the plus side he did give up smoking the other week and he's doing very well.

Hmmm, me either, because we all know you have a very healthy diet.

He likes Chicken Madras and Fosters Lager. Don't know where he picked up such dietary habits .....

It think I'll call him Kooky. :P

Damn straight ;D