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Now before you start i know this topic has been done before but Kernals one was not a competition unlike this one which is. I will choose the best joke when i feel like it.
At the moment this one is winning:
There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all sitting around a table talking about their sons.
"My son was born on St Georges day," stated the Englishman,"so we obviously decided to call him George."
"What a coincedence," said the scot,"my son was born on St Patrick's day so we called him Patrick."
"That's incredible," the Irishman remarked,"exactly the same thing happened with my son Pancake."
At the moment this one is winning:
There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all sitting around a table talking about their sons.
"My son was born on St Georges day," stated the Englishman,"so we obviously decided to call him George."
"What a coincedence," said the scot,"my son was born on St Patrick's day so we called him Patrick."
"That's incredible," the Irishman remarked,"exactly the same thing happened with my son Pancake."
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*steals golden banana*
CGJ wrote:
> Almighty Beer Can wrote:
> lol.That was a good un.
>
> Do I get a prize?
hang on you haven't won yet.....
Anyway the prize is a Golden bannana which should appeal to the monkeys(as most of u are monkeys)
SO GET JOKING
> Almighty Beer Can wrote:
> lol.That was a good un.
>
> Do I get a prize?
hang on you haven't won yet.....
Anyway the prize is a Golden bannana which should appeal to the monkeys(as most of u are monkeys)
SO GET JOKING
Almighty Beer Can wrote:
> lol.That was a good un.
Do I get a prize?
> lol.That was a good un.
Do I get a prize?
lol.That was a good un.
There are 3 pigs. The first one goes into the bar and asks the bar man for a pint of lager. He drinks it and asks where the toilet is. The barman says over there.
The second one goes into the bar and asks the bar man for 2 pints of lager. He drinks it and asks where the toilet is. The barman says over there.
The third pig goes into the bar and orders a pint of beer. then another one and another one and another one. The bar man asks, "don't you want the toilet?"
The pig replies, "No, I go wee wee wee all the way home".
The second one goes into the bar and asks the bar man for 2 pints of lager. He drinks it and asks where the toilet is. The barman says over there.
The third pig goes into the bar and orders a pint of beer. then another one and another one and another one. The bar man asks, "don't you want the toilet?"
The pig replies, "No, I go wee wee wee all the way home".
lol.
Now before you start i know this topic has been done before but Kernals one was not a competition unlike this one which is. I will choose the best joke when i feel like it.
At the moment this one is winning:
There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all sitting around a table talking about their sons.
"My son was born on St Georges day," stated the Englishman,"so we obviously decided to call him George."
"What a coincedence," said the scot,"my son was born on St Patrick's day so we called him Patrick."
"That's incredible," the Irishman remarked,"exactly the same thing happened with my son Pancake."
At the moment this one is winning:
There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all sitting around a table talking about their sons.
"My son was born on St Georges day," stated the Englishman,"so we obviously decided to call him George."
"What a coincedence," said the scot,"my son was born on St Patrick's day so we called him Patrick."
"That's incredible," the Irishman remarked,"exactly the same thing happened with my son Pancake."
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