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"Joke departement"

Now before you start i know this topic has been done before but Kernals one was not a competition unlike this one which is. I will choose the best joke when i feel like it.
At the moment this one is winning:

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all sitting around a table talking about their sons.
"My son was born on St Georges day," stated the Englishman,"so we obviously decided to call him George."
"What a coincedence," said the scot,"my son was born on St Patrick's day so we called him Patrick."
"That's incredible," the Irishman remarked,"exactly the same thing happened with my son Pancake."

if El Pinko can tell me whats funny about it i will consider giving it to him..

It's obvious; always listen to gypsies.

There was an english man, an irish man and a scottish man on a plane, the plane is about to crash. There were only 2 parachutes left, so the scottish man put one on and the irish man out one on.
"What am I supposed to do?" said the english man
"Put some butter on your a$$ and slide down the rainbow.

This man was in a bar, he said to the barman "How much do you want a bet that I can pi$$ in this pint glass and not spill a drip"
The barman laughed and delightedley said " I bet you £100"
"O.k then" the man said.
He walked over to 2 men playing pool and whispered something in their ears, the 2 men laughed and shook his hand.
The man came back, unzipped his trousers and pi$$ed all over the barman and all over the bar.
The barman said "Where is my £100 then?"
The man walked over to the men playing pool, got given £200 and comes back to the bar.
"What was that about?" said the barman
"I had a bet with them that I could pi$$ all over you, all over the bar and you would still be smiling".

*Steals Banana Award*

Funny, but I still have the golden banana.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar?

Ow.

Never ask a Scotish bar man for a large coke.

How did Pikatue get on the bus?

Pokemon'

Damn that last one was crap and wrong.

EL ® ö B ì Ñ wrote:
> Never ask a Scotish bar man for a large coke.

Why?

Almighty Beer Can wrote:
> Now before you start i know this topic has been done before but
> Kernals one was not a competition unlike this one which is. I will
> choose the best joke when i feel like it.
> At the moment this one is winning:
>
> There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all sitting
> around a table talking about their sons.
> "My son was born on St Georges day," stated the
> Englishman,"so we obviously decided to call him George."
> "What a coincedence," said the scot,"my son was born
> on St Patrick's day so we called him Patrick."
> "That's incredible," the Irishman remarked,"exactly
> the same thing happened with my son Pancake."

Hold on, that joke was stolen from me!