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"Joke departement"

Now before you start i know this topic has been done before but Kernals one was not a competition unlike this one which is. I will choose the best joke when i feel like it.
At the moment this one is winning:

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all sitting around a table talking about their sons.
"My son was born on St Georges day," stated the Englishman,"so we obviously decided to call him George."
"What a coincedence," said the scot,"my son was born on St Patrick's day so we called him Patrick."
"That's incredible," the Irishman remarked,"exactly the same thing happened with my son Pancake."

I have the golden banana! Go me!

....yes master.

Get the idea?

....so if anyone can come up with a better joke than CGJ's they can have the Golden Bannana for now and so on. Who ever has the Golden Bannana at 7pm tonight wins!!

CGJ wrote:
> There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are about to have
> lunch and sitting on a bridge.
>
> The englishman opens his lunch and finds he has a ham sandwich. He
> says, "If I have ham again I will through my self off this
> bridge"
>
> The scotsman opens his lunch and finds he has a cheese sanwich. He
> says, "If I have cheese again I will through my self off this
> bridge"
>
> The irishman opens his lunch and finds he has a tuna sanwich. He
> says, "If I have tuna again I will through my self off this
> bridge"
>
> So the next day, the englishman has ham again and chucks himself off
> the bridge
>
> the scotsman has cheese again and chucks himself off the bridge
>
> the irishman has tuna again and chucks himself off the bridge. They
> all die.
>
> So the news teams find out about this and go and interview their
> wives. Of course the are all very distrought. They go and interview
> the irishmans wife. She says, "I don't get it, he made his
> sandwiches himself"

CGJ is in the lead with that one....he can have the Golden Bannana for now....

CGJ wrote:
> There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are about to have
> lunch and sitting on a bridge.
>
> The englishman opens his lunch and finds he has a ham sandwich. He
> says, "If I have ham again I will through my self off this
> bridge"
>
> The scotsman opens his lunch and finds he has a cheese sanwich. He
> says, "If I have cheese again I will through my self off this
> bridge"
>
> The irishman opens his lunch and finds he has a tuna sanwich. He
> says, "If I have tuna again I will through my self off this
> bridge"
>
> So the next day, the englishman has ham again and chucks himself off
> the bridge
>
> the scotsman has cheese again and chucks himself off the bridge
>
> the irishman has tuna again and chucks himself off the bridge. They
> all die.
>
> So the news teams find out about this and go and interview their
> wives. Of course the are all very distrought. They go and interview
> the irishmans wife. She says, "I don't get it, he made his
> sandwiches himself"




I was about to write that.It's my 'nanna

My banana! You evil people!

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are about to have lunch and sitting on a bridge.

The englishman opens his lunch and finds he has a ham sandwich. He says, "If I have ham again I will through my self off this bridge"

The scotsman opens his lunch and finds he has a cheese sanwich. He says, "If I have cheese again I will through my self off this bridge"

The irishman opens his lunch and finds he has a tuna sanwich. He says, "If I have tuna again I will through my self off this bridge"

So the next day, the englishman has ham again and chucks himself off the bridge

the scotsman has cheese again and chucks himself off the bridge

the irishman has tuna again and chucks himself off the bridge. They all die.

So the news teams find out about this and go and interview their wives. Of course the are all very distrought. They go and interview the irishmans wife. She says, "I don't get it, he made his sandwiches himself"

*steals it back and locks it upin a safe which noone can get into apart from me*

Steals banna of CGJ