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At the moment this one is winning:
There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all sitting around a table talking about their sons.
"My son was born on St Georges day," stated the Englishman,"so we obviously decided to call him George."
"What a coincedence," said the scot,"my son was born on St Patrick's day so we called him Patrick."
"That's incredible," the Irishman remarked,"exactly the same thing happened with my son Pancake."
At the moment this one is winning:
There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all sitting around a table talking about their sons.
"My son was born on St Georges day," stated the Englishman,"so we obviously decided to call him George."
"What a coincedence," said the scot,"my son was born on St Patrick's day so we called him Patrick."
"That's incredible," the Irishman remarked,"exactly the same thing happened with my son Pancake."
The second one goes into the bar and asks the bar man for 2 pints of lager. He drinks it and asks where the toilet is. The barman says over there.
The third pig goes into the bar and orders a pint of beer. then another one and another one and another one. The bar man asks, "don't you want the toilet?"
The pig replies, "No, I go wee wee wee all the way home".
> lol.That was a good un.
Do I get a prize?
> Almighty Beer Can wrote:
> lol.That was a good un.
>
> Do I get a prize?
hang on you haven't won yet.....
Anyway the prize is a Golden bannana which should appeal to the monkeys(as most of u are monkeys)
SO GET JOKING
The englishman opens his lunch and finds he has a ham sandwich. He says, "If I have ham again I will through my self off this bridge"
The scotsman opens his lunch and finds he has a cheese sanwich. He says, "If I have cheese again I will through my self off this bridge"
The irishman opens his lunch and finds he has a tuna sanwich. He says, "If I have tuna again I will through my self off this bridge"
So the next day, the englishman has ham again and chucks himself off the bridge
the scotsman has cheese again and chucks himself off the bridge
the irishman has tuna again and chucks himself off the bridge. They all die.
So the news teams find out about this and go and interview their wives. Of course the are all very distrought. They go and interview the irishmans wife. She says, "I don't get it, he made his sandwiches himself"