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"Joke departement"

Now before you start i know this topic has been done before but Kernals one was not a competition unlike this one which is. I will choose the best joke when i feel like it.
At the moment this one is winning:

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all sitting around a table talking about their sons.
"My son was born on St Georges day," stated the Englishman,"so we obviously decided to call him George."
"What a coincedence," said the scot,"my son was born on St Patrick's day so we called him Patrick."
"That's incredible," the Irishman remarked,"exactly the same thing happened with my son Pancake."

it is useless now its power has drained in the bin....

My GOLDEN BANANA! GRRRRRRRRRRRR!

sorry i'm late, my f***ing computer wasn't working but it is now.
Anyway the winner of the golden bannana is *asks for drum role* *drum role gets played* the winner is.........No-one!!!MMMWWWAAAHHHAAAAA *runs off*
No you all posted really good jokes so i couldn't decide between them. Sorry if i got your hopes up!

oh yes i nearly forgot....CGJ doesn't have the Golden Bannana anymore. I shall nick it and dispose of it.

Icarus wrote:
The more I drink, the
> prettier my wife gets."

Classic :D

So this guy walks into a bar and says, "Gve me two beers."
The bartender obliges him.

The guy looks into his wallet and says, "Give me two more beers."

So the bartender gives him two more beers. The man went on like this until he had put down ten beers, and keeps on going in his wallet and asking for two more beers.

So the bartender asks, "What's in your wallet that you keep looking at?"

So the man opens his wallet and says, "The more I drink, the prettier my wife gets."

EL ® ö B ì Ñ wrote:
> CGJ wrote:
> EL ® ö B ì Ñ wrote:
> Never ask a Scotish bar man for a large coke.
>
> Why?
>
> Really want me to explain :P

Fantastic! It's like asking for Hugh Jarse, Mike Rotch or Amanda Huggenkiss over the phone!

CGJ wrote:
> EL ® ö B ì Ñ wrote:
> Never ask a Scotish bar man for a large coke.
>
> Why?

Really want me to explain :P

Almighty Beer Can wrote:
> Now before you start i know this topic has been done before but
> Kernals one was not a competition unlike this one which is. I will
> choose the best joke when i feel like it.
> At the moment this one is winning:
>
> There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all sitting
> around a table talking about their sons.
> "My son was born on St Georges day," stated the
> Englishman,"so we obviously decided to call him George."
> "What a coincedence," said the scot,"my son was born
> on St Patrick's day so we called him Patrick."
> "That's incredible," the Irishman remarked,"exactly
> the same thing happened with my son Pancake."

Hold on, that joke was stolen from me!

EL ® ö B ì Ñ wrote:
> Never ask a Scotish bar man for a large coke.

Why?

Damn that last one was crap and wrong.