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"Jordun U R well fit!"

My god, has anyone been looking at some of the text messages some people send to the Im A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here? Its as if chimps have been taught to text. After the 40th text saying Jordan is fit, you begin to lose your sanity, unless the unfortunate saps somehow think that jordan will see their message and invite them to bed.

*Shakes head*

You mean some of you are watching the crap that is that program?

"I'm A Celebrity in a piece of jungle one mile from a main road and five miles from a town and the whole set is surrounded by electric fence and patrolled 24/7 not to mention an entire crew and support staff and I'm being paid stupid amounts of money for moron chimpanzees known as the public to watch me p"ss about"

I ripped 'I'm a Celebrity' to shreds on another website.

www.geocities.com/tosserswales

Excuse the name, and the content...and everything else about the site :D

Jordan IS very attractive though.

Nothing on Kelly Brook, mind. Goddess.

Jordan wanted twice as much as the other did to go on the show which is for charity! but i don't know how much they get paid for it...

JORDAN where's your charity eh?

cipro wrote:
> The sooner they make a Celebrity Running Man or Thunderdome the
> better. If these celebrities want to resurrect there dead careers I
> say make them work for it.

Or even better - Logan's Run.
Genius. I'd be willing to *pay* to watch that.

And yeah, the texts are funny as hell.
There's a topic, say, "Do you think Alex will do well on her trial?", and all that's covering the screen is "JORDAN 2 WIN COZ SHE IZ FIT!!!1" etc.
It's funny. In a sad, and pathetic way.

J Nash wrote:
> Jordan? I've seen fitter men. That Peter for example.

I agree.

sum41fan wrote:
> she is the female version of michael jackson, she is too fake

not quite, at least michael jackson actually has talent. jordan is just...well...talentless!

The sooner they make a Celebrity Running Man or Thunderdome the better. If these celebrities want to resurrect there dead careers I say make them work for it.

she is the female version of michael jackson, she is too fake

Jordan is everything that is wrong with the UK.

"So, what talent can you offer us missus erm ... Katie Price"
"Nuffink, but I can take my clothes off, and I have sacks of salt water behind my breasts which makes me more attractive to knuckle dragging types"
"OK THEN! have this sack of money"

pathetic