Viewing Thread:
"Jordun U R well fit!"

My god, has anyone been looking at some of the text messages some people send to the Im A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here? Its as if chimps have been taught to text. After the 40th text saying Jordan is fit, you begin to lose your sanity, unless the unfortunate saps somehow think that jordan will see their message and invite them to bed.

*Shakes head*

She's a skank.
Face like a dog, thick as s**t with big fake boobs.
How is that ever going to be attractive?

Who cares about all that?

With makeup she looks pretty fine.

Whatever.

I'd just slap her about abit and say "what the hell are you doing?"

GO LOOK AFTER YOUR CHILD AND RETIRE.

After hearing people say she is rather intelligent I sent a message in last night saying , "Jordan, you are just a big pair of t*ts"

Suprisingly it didnt get on the screen.

napalm strike

Saw this text earlier when they were asking people to answer to a intelligent question 'JORDAN IS FINE!!'

J Nash wrote:
> I wouldn't say 'no' to Peter.

Agreed.

Especially if I can get him dancing in that paddling pool again...phwoar.

Your the idiots for watching the crap. It just makes them make more.

I never watch I'm A Celeb, Big Brother, Survivor, The Salon... any of it. It bores me so much.

cookie monster wrote:
> unless the unfortunate saps somehow think that jordan will see their
> message and invite them to bed.

*Stops sending texts* Those bluddy idiots!