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"Jordun U R well fit!"

My god, has anyone been looking at some of the text messages some people send to the Im A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here? Its as if chimps have been taught to text. After the 40th text saying Jordan is fit, you begin to lose your sanity, unless the unfortunate saps somehow think that jordan will see their message and invite them to bed.

*Shakes head*

The sooner they make a Celebrity Running Man or Thunderdome the better. If these celebrities want to resurrect there dead careers I say make them work for it.

sum41fan wrote:
> she is the female version of michael jackson, she is too fake

not quite, at least michael jackson actually has talent. jordan is just...well...talentless!

J Nash wrote:
> Jordan? I've seen fitter men. That Peter for example.

I agree.

cipro wrote:
> The sooner they make a Celebrity Running Man or Thunderdome the
> better. If these celebrities want to resurrect there dead careers I
> say make them work for it.

Or even better - Logan's Run.
Genius. I'd be willing to *pay* to watch that.

And yeah, the texts are funny as hell.
There's a topic, say, "Do you think Alex will do well on her trial?", and all that's covering the screen is "JORDAN 2 WIN COZ SHE IZ FIT!!!1" etc.
It's funny. In a sad, and pathetic way.

Jordan wanted twice as much as the other did to go on the show which is for charity! but i don't know how much they get paid for it...

JORDAN where's your charity eh?

Jordan IS very attractive though.

Nothing on Kelly Brook, mind. Goddess.

I ripped 'I'm a Celebrity' to shreds on another website.

www.geocities.com/tosserswales

Excuse the name, and the content...and everything else about the site :D

You mean some of you are watching the crap that is that program?

"I'm A Celebrity in a piece of jungle one mile from a main road and five miles from a town and the whole set is surrounded by electric fence and patrolled 24/7 not to mention an entire crew and support staff and I'm being paid stupid amounts of money for moron chimpanzees known as the public to watch me p"ss about"

You forget "get me out of here".

Belldandy wrote:
> "I'm A Celebrity in a piece of jungle one mile from a main road
> and five miles from a town and the whole set is surrounded by
> electric fence and patrolled 24/7 not to mention an entire crew and
> support staff and I'm being paid stupid amounts of money for moron
> chimpanzees known as the public to watch me p"ss about"

That's spot on, apart from it should read "I'm a washed up z-list celebrity who will do absolutely anything to breathe life into my flagging career by staying in a piece of jungle ......"