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*Shakes head*
> You forget "get me out of here".
None of them actually want to "get out" because they'll get paid less and get less media attention.
Borat - I did want to put something like that in but I thought my title was long enough already :D
Um, no - she isn't. Ever seen her without makeup? Hideous. She knew this to be true herself - hence the numerous boob jobs. If it weren't for those fun bags, she'd be just another page 3 girl.
> J Nash wrote:
> Jordan? I've seen fitter men. That Peter for example.
>
> You wouldn't say 'no' to Jordan, though... Would you?
I would.
> You wouldn't say 'no' to Jordan, though... Would you?
No, but I'd be happy to kick her silicon enhanced ass out of the door in the morning, after I'd used her for my own perverse pleasure ....
> Jordan? I've seen fitter men. That Peter for example.
You wouldn't say 'no' to Jordan, though... Would you?
> "I'm A Celebrity in a piece of jungle one mile from a main road
> and five miles from a town and the whole set is surrounded by
> electric fence and patrolled 24/7 not to mention an entire crew and
> support staff and I'm being paid stupid amounts of money for moron
> chimpanzees known as the public to watch me p"ss about"
That's spot on, apart from it should read "I'm a washed up z-list celebrity who will do absolutely anything to breathe life into my flagging career by staying in a piece of jungle ......"