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"Jordun U R well fit!"

My god, has anyone been looking at some of the text messages some people send to the Im A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here? Its as if chimps have been taught to text. After the 40th text saying Jordan is fit, you begin to lose your sanity, unless the unfortunate saps somehow think that jordan will see their message and invite them to bed.

*Shakes head*

J Nash wrote:
> Jordan? I've seen fitter men. That Peter for example.

You wouldn't say 'no' to Jordan, though... Would you?

I wouldn't say 'no' to Peter.

HálloHowArtThou wrote:

> You wouldn't say 'no' to Jordan, though... Would you?

No, but I'd be happy to kick her silicon enhanced ass out of the door in the morning, after I'd used her for my own perverse pleasure ....

i watch it cos of johnny rotten he is well funny, takes the mick out of jordon. He is a great laugh

HálloHowArtThou wrote:
> J Nash wrote:
> Jordan? I've seen fitter men. That Peter for example.
>
> You wouldn't say 'no' to Jordan, though... Would you?

I would.

"Jordan IS very attractive though."

Um, no - she isn't. Ever seen her without makeup? Hideous. She knew this to be true herself - hence the numerous boob jobs. If it weren't for those fun bags, she'd be just another page 3 girl.

she looks like a clown without makeup

Maverick42 wrote:
> You forget "get me out of here".

None of them actually want to "get out" because they'll get paid less and get less media attention.

Borat - I did want to put something like that in but I thought my title was long enough already :D

ßora† SagdiyeV wrote:
> she looks like a clown without makeup

You mean without her makeup she looks like a clown, or she looks like a clown who doesn't wear makeup?

the second one