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"Jordun U R well fit!"

My god, has anyone been looking at some of the text messages some people send to the Im A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here? Its as if chimps have been taught to text. After the 40th text saying Jordan is fit, you begin to lose your sanity, unless the unfortunate saps somehow think that jordan will see their message and invite them to bed.

*Shakes head*

My god, has anyone been looking at some of the text messages some people send to the Im A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here? Its as if chimps have been taught to text. After the 40th text saying Jordan is fit, you begin to lose your sanity, unless the unfortunate saps somehow think that jordan will see their message and invite them to bed.

*Shakes head*

To be honest I avoid that programme like the plague.

And I can't see how anyone finds that caricature of a person attractive.

On Saturday morning I got in and saw what was on.

Text messages saying the most banal things ever. At about 1am.

'Jordan Iz fit! Jordan 2 win!!!'

Silent-Scope wrote:
> 'Jordan Iz fit! Jordan 2 win!!!'

Painfully accurate.

The only way they could make the show entertaining is by unleashing a swarm of flesh eating ants on the set.

I can just about put up with most reality TV shows, but this one makes me want to punch the TV everytime I see it on.

Jordan? I've seen fitter men. That Peter for example.

Jordan is everything that is wrong with the UK.

"So, what talent can you offer us missus erm ... Katie Price"
"Nuffink, but I can take my clothes off, and I have sacks of salt water behind my breasts which makes me more attractive to knuckle dragging types"
"OK THEN! have this sack of money"

pathetic

she is the female version of michael jackson, she is too fake