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Dear Diary,
The other day i was a complete and utter t*t - I was drying my hair and the force from the dryer knocked a photo of my gramps onto the laminated flooring smashing into a trillion scattered pieces..
After the shock, abuse to oneself and *stomp stomp stomp* to find some slippers I cleaned it up *kinda* and thought it was done.
Now I have an irratble feeling in my big (well small really) toe :( I think a tiny piece of dust glass may have impaled into my footsie and so i tried to disect with scissors..
Dear Diary - SCISSORS DID NOT HELP and now I have created a worse problem no doubt.
I cannot feel the glass with my finger...
I can see no glass...
But I KNOW the bastardasswipecockmunchingpheasantbashing glass is there.
what should I do and I wonder if it has happened to anyone else other than my partner (who i continually nagged and mocked for having a larger piece of glass in his toe and has had for atleast 3 years... yes he tried self surgery and yes he did surgically remove the complete wrong area of his toe -- AND NO IT IS NOT CUTE WE MATCH)
So another day in the life of a ginger willy head - who stacks it up in a suit when representing the school, who gets trapped in a damn toilet seat till her ass goes blue, who drove off in thrid gear from Neutral
te quiero :(
The other day i was a complete and utter t*t - I was drying my hair and the force from the dryer knocked a photo of my gramps onto the laminated flooring smashing into a trillion scattered pieces..
After the shock, abuse to oneself and *stomp stomp stomp* to find some slippers I cleaned it up *kinda* and thought it was done.
Now I have an irratble feeling in my big (well small really) toe :( I think a tiny piece of dust glass may have impaled into my footsie and so i tried to disect with scissors..
Dear Diary - SCISSORS DID NOT HELP and now I have created a worse problem no doubt.
I cannot feel the glass with my finger...
I can see no glass...
But I KNOW the bastardasswipecockmunchingpheasantbashing glass is there.
what should I do and I wonder if it has happened to anyone else other than my partner (who i continually nagged and mocked for having a larger piece of glass in his toe and has had for atleast 3 years... yes he tried self surgery and yes he did surgically remove the complete wrong area of his toe -- AND NO IT IS NOT CUTE WE MATCH)
So another day in the life of a ginger willy head - who stacks it up in a suit when representing the school, who gets trapped in a damn toilet seat till her ass goes blue, who drove off in thrid gear from Neutral
te quiero :(
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OK I get that. Still, trapped in a toilet seat...
Icarus wrote:
> lol, stuck in a toilet seat? And how did you manage to go from neutral
> straight to third? It's virtually immpossible.
NO NO NO!!
I DID IT - it was more funny than anything and impressed my instructor in a shocked way more than anything. Brentwood can be a t*t to drive in and, well so much was going on i nigh crashed coz some other įrse --- so I dealed with everything around me excellently he said 'but the gear cudda been better'
Jus get the revs right - just get the revs...
Silėn Thundźr wrote:
> Interesting, very interesting... not drunk are you?
Not now - and I wasnt then.
> lol, stuck in a toilet seat? And how did you manage to go from neutral
> straight to third? It's virtually immpossible.
NO NO NO!!
I DID IT - it was more funny than anything and impressed my instructor in a shocked way more than anything. Brentwood can be a t*t to drive in and, well so much was going on i nigh crashed coz some other įrse --- so I dealed with everything around me excellently he said 'but the gear cudda been better'
Jus get the revs right - just get the revs...
Silėn Thundźr wrote:
> Interesting, very interesting... not drunk are you?
Not now - and I wasnt then.
Interesting, very interesting... not drunk are you?
Oh, did I mention... this diary answers back.
lol, stuck in a toilet seat? And how did you manage to go from neutral straight to third? It's virtually immpossible.
Dear Diary,
The other day i was a complete and utter t*t - I was drying my hair and the force from the dryer knocked a photo of my gramps onto the laminated flooring smashing into a trillion scattered pieces..
After the shock, abuse to oneself and *stomp stomp stomp* to find some slippers I cleaned it up *kinda* and thought it was done.
Now I have an irratble feeling in my big (well small really) toe :( I think a tiny piece of dust glass may have impaled into my footsie and so i tried to disect with scissors..
Dear Diary - SCISSORS DID NOT HELP and now I have created a worse problem no doubt.
I cannot feel the glass with my finger...
I can see no glass...
But I KNOW the bastardasswipecockmunchingpheasantbashing glass is there.
what should I do and I wonder if it has happened to anyone else other than my partner (who i continually nagged and mocked for having a larger piece of glass in his toe and has had for atleast 3 years... yes he tried self surgery and yes he did surgically remove the complete wrong area of his toe -- AND NO IT IS NOT CUTE WE MATCH)
So another day in the life of a ginger willy head - who stacks it up in a suit when representing the school, who gets trapped in a damn toilet seat till her ass goes blue, who drove off in thrid gear from Neutral
te quiero :(
The other day i was a complete and utter t*t - I was drying my hair and the force from the dryer knocked a photo of my gramps onto the laminated flooring smashing into a trillion scattered pieces..
After the shock, abuse to oneself and *stomp stomp stomp* to find some slippers I cleaned it up *kinda* and thought it was done.
Now I have an irratble feeling in my big (well small really) toe :( I think a tiny piece of dust glass may have impaled into my footsie and so i tried to disect with scissors..
Dear Diary - SCISSORS DID NOT HELP and now I have created a worse problem no doubt.
I cannot feel the glass with my finger...
I can see no glass...
But I KNOW the bastardasswipecockmunchingpheasantbashing glass is there.
what should I do and I wonder if it has happened to anyone else other than my partner (who i continually nagged and mocked for having a larger piece of glass in his toe and has had for atleast 3 years... yes he tried self surgery and yes he did surgically remove the complete wrong area of his toe -- AND NO IT IS NOT CUTE WE MATCH)
So another day in the life of a ginger willy head - who stacks it up in a suit when representing the school, who gets trapped in a damn toilet seat till her ass goes blue, who drove off in thrid gear from Neutral
te quiero :(
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